THIRTY MINUTES.

thirty goddamn minutes.

the penne opticon

Big abortion win in PA today - the ban on Medicaid funding is unconstitutional!

AND there's a fundamental right to abortion!

We won!

(Though this Commonwealth Court opinion can be appealed - we'll see what our AG does.)

I highly recommend putting your whistle on your keys so you always have it. I have a secondary whistle in the sunglasses compartment of my car (you could also use the glove compartment) so I can access it while I'm driving and my keys aren't accessible.

Someone was taken near 20th & Central tonight at 10 PM. Within 5 minutes, there were over 20 people on a call and even more people on foot in the area to respond.

a classmate showed up to social work graduate school in a t-shirt with that tagline and i was like... girl... what are you doing

birthday!!!!! yay!!!!

ANOTHER death in ICE detention.

Vance Says the Pope Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology

as a Jew, even I know he’s doing this wrong. if he wanted to argue with God, he should have converted to Judaism

I was handcuffed/charged with jaywalking (didn’t) holding a large camera taking a photo of street outside this McDonald’s.

While detained, MPD ignored multiple burglary calls. I had to take it all the way to trial where they tried to shake me down for a plea before dismissing 1 min before trial.

metro transit cops are already asking people in bus shelters if they're waiting for buses and if not, arresting. we had reports of it happening in a loring park chat on sunday night

perhaps the policing that less privileged areas of the city already face is simply finally making its way to uptown!

Just like the t-shirt says: Jacob Frey is a bad person and a worse mayor

i'm a huge fan of sungolds!! ftr!!!

i have personally found that super dark tomatoes (esp cherries) take a million years to ripen and don't taste that good because all their energy goes into growing pigment instead of flavor. i can't handle them cause i'm in such a fight with the squirrels and they have to stay out for too long

nice, exciting, always love to hear about people's tomatoes!!

hell yeah. what tomato, what green beans?

The World’s Most Comfortable Shoes The world’s most comfortable shoes, made with natural materials like merino wool, eucalyptus tree fiber, and sugar cane, Allbirds has created the comfiest shoes on the planet.

huh, they are still selling shoes also! idk idk idk www.allbirds.com

goddamn i would have bought another pair of those, i fucked mine up washing them

squleeks

rotisserie

FBI arrests California man shot by ICE on ‘assault’ charges DHS accused of false and misleading statements about Carlos Ivan Mendoza Hernandez who was shot in face

DOJ prosecutes a California man who was shot in the face by ICE agents

DOJ/DHS say Carlos, 36, "assaulted" officers with his car, but video doesn't show his car hitting officers + officials haven't claimed an agent was injured. FBI's complaint says it has "not been able" to interview key ICE agents

i have done that with "sunglasses" when i was trying to find 😎 to indicate that i was a cool dude. that was an anti-cool dude move.

it just lifts my heart to feel heard. thanks, ICE lawyer. 💜

the phrase "british saturday night live" gives me a visceral synesthetic shock that makes me think of how it would feel to die in a spring mouse trap

i'm going to be beating my "get off substack" drum again.

because seriously: get off substack.

stop helping literal sex traffickers make money.

I’ll be there! Will you?

Bloody hell. Researchers invented a disease, published two fake papers to see if LLM’s would ingest them and kick them up as fact — and then it broke containment and all the major AI’s bought in. Information pollution.

www.nature.com/articles/d41...

evergreen:

Yeah