What app is missing the “Well Acctuuaalllyyy” Bros? Cause that’s the one I want to be on.

Where was that account when I got blocked by Kevin over Vanderpump Rules?

A dog begging for couch time

Why does my dog look like that little dude from Labyrinth?

Sounds like what an imposter would say

You know I’m not gonna be the one to talk you out of it

Do it

So I ate a gummy. And then I didn’t feel anything so I ate another gummy. I’ll either be passed out in thirty minutes or talking a lot of shit. TBD

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions

Please 🥹 (and everyone better thank me later)

Prove it. 🍑 pics will suffice

Dare anyone to tell me I don’t have a positive outlook on life

Every time I do one of these nasal rinses I think about saving it and sending it to my enemies. Like if I’m going to have a sinus infection for 6 months I gotta try to find *some* joy in it right?

Those work okay. I like that it doesn’t stab me in the head

Have you seen those hair clips that lay flat?

😘

At least with my sinus surgery coming up the only thing he can fuck up accidentally is my brain

I really could be meaner and I don’t think you all appreciate that enough

They’re all in cahoots trying to make our lives miserable

Mine is Carecloud and I hated it even before the issues. They did an update and it runs even worse now.

Yeah no, I got that. What EMR system? I’ve been having issues with one of ours for two days too, just wondering if it’s the same one. It’s made me want to yeet my computer out the window all day today

What EMR?

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My doctor coming to tell me my labs are all normal

Who is gonna tell him?

Nothing like a good ol crash out to mark the start of gardening season

It’s crazy what a weirdo bee person will do to find other weirdo bee persons.

Hey. Watch your mouth! I like my IKEA bookcase!

I have a whole room of them! They’re great

There’s plenty to go around

My new threat to people who screw with my friends is to show them all my sinus discharge after having a massive sinus infection since November

I wish I was more of the influencer type because I’m pretty sure I could make a killing off of recording myself talking shit to my computer all day.