BEAR THE FUCK DOWN BAYBEEEEEE

Phillies social team set up a putting green in the tunnel and every player tried it. Next step: Install one of those cardboard box pigeon traps but in the bottom it's, like, pasteurized milk and MMR boosters

I’m starting to think he and Ryder from Paw Patrol are in cahoots on something nefarious.

I really need to know where Grampy Rabbitt got the funds to build an entire space rocket to take Peppa and George to the moon.

I kinda hate it. Would have been okay with 1 or 2. Feels very much like a panic signing after Tucker and Bichette signed.

Brother, they need pitching. Not another anonymous white guy in the infield.

Big dinner Christmas Eve and then big brunch on Christmas.

Prediction: Yamamoto came out of the game earlier than we all expected because he’s absolutely throwing at least 2 innings in Game 7.

Trying to reason with a toddler is a lot like thinking your two years of Spanish in high school is going to help you communicate with the old lady in your neighborhood that actually only speaks Russian.

My favorite part about the Max Muncy double play is that it’s also a 404 foot fielder’s choice. lmao.

Hello from the Arizona Fall League.

How has someone not made binoculars that actually work for people that wear glasses? The technology can’t be that hard.

The thing we need to talk more about is that the ABS Challenge system is going to be powered by T-Mobile, so you know it’s gonna have spotty coverage. Could MLB not afford Verizon? I’d even settle for AT&T.

I mean… it is very close. And if the rapture doesn’t happen, I may have to settle for more Mt Dew gummy worms.

I for sure will be at games on October 7th, but I don’t have any specific plans after that.

Thanks!!

Thanks!

To be clear, I’m looking forward to being left here on Earth when all the “Christians” are snapped away Thanos style. At least I assume that’s what it’ll be like, it’s been a while since I’ve read any of the Left Behind books.

So what time is this rapture supposed to happen? Would make for a great birthday present.

Obligatory photo from today’s seats in a suite.

I feel like the Dbags are just picking on Bohm on purpose now. lmao

Ya boy lives in the wrong place to have anxiety about thunderstorms.

Unprecedented amounts of fucking around and finding out going on rn. Love to see it. lmao

Finally tried the Mt Dew worms. They’re incredible and will definitely be replacing my usual go-to fruit punch ones. Also tried the soda. Stay clear of it imo. Doesn’t taste like cherry or lemon and it only comes in zero sugar.

For a second week in a row, the Cardinals are really trying to blow this game.

Still not sure it has even come down yet tbh.

Hell yeah! I was very fortunate to be able to go to the last 3 in Oakland last September. I miss that place a lot. You’ll definitely fit right in in the Discord bc we all support the SELL movement.

And that’s what’s great about it!

It really is an awesome spot. Lots of fun stuff going on there. I’m in a long running 40-team fantasy baseball league and a DnD group because of the Discord.

RANK VANDY

Oh hell yeah. I live less than 5 min from a Safeway. I’ll have to check it out.