……huh…. Good question . Yeah, Google says you’re right!

#embodimentWasAMistake
#exceptForDogs
#andCats

#stateOfTheMuppet

Me: *loud yelping noise* wtf body

My ovary: FROM HELL’S DOOR I STAB AT THEE

Me: you better be quoting Kahn. NO FUCKING OVARY OF MINE IS GONNA BE QUOTING FUCKING MELVILLE

😁 just did

I reaaaaallllly wanted to tell friend to do the thing. But that inner voice was much too gleeful to be trusted.

For the record, I had to work really hard at those bits that were more like the voice of reason. The voice of reason was just not coming naturally to me today.

Me: 🤣 that would be a pretty good bio for me

Today in #textMessageTheater

friend texted “theoretically how bad would it be if I texted [thing] to [person who is being aggravating.]

We chat for a bit

Me: wait. Am I being unhelpful?

Friend: No, you’re somehow managing to be both the voice of reason and the voice of chaos at the same time. 😂

🤣 Ohgod I relate

Funniest thing from Duolingo today:

Apparently in French, a youth hostel (cheap hotel for touring youth) is translated as Auberge.

This is hilarious because an aubergine in uk English is an eggplant, aka 🍆. Apparently, the French have very definite ideas about what happens at a youth hostel. 🤣

Oh nooooooooooo

* “cheese” because more than one youtube vid said this isn’t really cheese and while they’re the minority, they were all the more authentic vids. So *shrug*I dunno, but it tastes and textures a lot like goat cheese logs but slightly more spreadable.

Y’all.

I made the yogurt cheese* again. And did a better job of draining it. And simplified the finishing so that I have three flavors this time in a bit less time than the single did last time.

MAKING CHEESE FEELS LIKE A SUPER POWER!!!

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I WANT

OH. yeah. For sure that would be a pain.

Pfft that’s what cloud storage is for. Or upgrades.

The tbr list is like jello. There’s always room for more.

Oh! Good book. Excellent name and a good choice for giveaways.

(Do I remember much about it? Nope. But that’s a me thing and I *do* remember enjoying it!)

*waves pompoms* you can do the thing!

Here here!

But what I’ve learned is that it’s not the shipping service. Nearly anything I’ve ever gotten from them that was canned showed up dented an usually poorly packed. There’s some malicious compliance happening at the warehouses and I have to admire it. Esp if you saw the seattle news this week.

I thought it would be hilarious. I was like free bougie protein that historically was poor people food. I WILL RETURN IT TO ITS ROOTS AND DROWN IT IN CREAM OF CHICKEN AND DAIRY.
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🤣

For me the real test would be at the dentist, when they’re doing X-rays. I gag so hard for those.

Yeah, i heard it used to be like that. I’m fairly sure the IRS just wants to be paid and that Amazon could have found a way to do it that’s less offensive but no, pushed the cost onto the people they keep asking to write more reviews & I’m like “nooo… I am not paying to IRS to help a megacorp”

Oh hey, wanna hear one more thing that could have been useful and hilarious in bulk if it hadn’t shown up dented so I’m afraid to use it?

8 DOZEN ESCARGOT. The can is the size of a coffee can.

I got it in my head that I was gonna mince them and add to funeral potatoes 🤣

Its been a while, I Hadn’t remembered that bit

YES. The thing is SO hit and miss. Not to mention a bit
Sketchy by declaring that the full retail value of most of their non food/vitamin items are taxable income. I really feel like saying NECESSARY REQUIRED EQUIPMENT to do a review shouldn’t count as income BUT.

But also, in my case it was mostly, MOSTLY, by accident! See my answer when asked “HOW??”

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The name felt familiar enough that I assumed there was a Jew out there making the most paprika laden goulash ever 😆