The world if there was Rastafarianism for white people

Even the loosest of marijuanists wouldn’t allow it. I’m fucked

I’m starting a religion like Rastafarianism, but for white people. Basically the revision is around what substances, besides cannabis, are ok to use on 4/20. I’ve decided that reformed marijuanists are ok with moderate alcohol use on 4/20, but kratom is not ok. I’ve committed the gravest of sins

Sleep with my chain on

You could have just put it in your trunk, but obviously you need everyone to know you have a gun

Just gonna keep this gun strapped to the back of my car so people know I mean business

People who support the Trump administration still are literally losing their minds

“You don’t understand, I’m a poet.”

Being irony-poisoned is all fun and games until someone’s feelings get hurt

What really happened at film school is they were stifling my individuality

That comment I made seemed like something Buffalo Bill would say, so I deleted it lol

What adult takes off on 4/20?

Honestly with her work ethic, wouldn’t be surprised. But I’m not going to put the blame on the holy plant

I’m going to start a rumor that my coworker is a stoner because she took off on 4/20

Remembering the time I told an OF girl to shave her pussy for me

Trans girl who works at the theater ran past me. What does that mean?

I have a mustache

Edibles are ideal for any event outside of my house

a painting of a smiling moon with red eyes and the letter b on the bottom ALT: a painting of a smiling moon with red eyes and the letter b on the bottom

finally time to celebrate 420

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

I drink and smoke weed on my meds, and I haven’t experienced any negative health consequences yet

Also everyone is paranoid as fuck

It smells like weed in the Evil Bong theater 😡

Sounds too evil for me

And none of them are real

Evil Bong better be at least a 3 bagger

Does Iran control this too?

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Is this Trumper using a bike rack to hold his gun?