This is more enjoyable if you imagine Harvey Korman reading it as Hedley Lamarr.

Hegseth is mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

I cancelled my DoorDash account as well. You should too.

In the 80s, deliveries were made by Large Marge.

Fast forward to 2026:

I wonder what response they would get from asking "Does Donald Trump know where Iran is?"

My insurance doesn't cover the glowing orb of light.

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It's impossible to defame someone who debases himself day after day.

Attention world leaders: Do not meet with this man!!

The list of crimes for which Trump should be removed from office has to include making us read his rambling, incoherent posts daily to find out if we're all going to die.

Community Development for All People staff getting ready to pick up trash!

Community Development for All People was proud to participate in yesterday's Parsons Avenue Cleanup, organized by the South Side Thrive Collaborative.

Hey @kenmartin.bsky.social @democrats.org - want to know why you're not raising any money? Here's why!

The Dumbroe Doctrine.

Best Bond film of all time.

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Is @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social going to wait for the bombs to fall before calling for impeachment?

The Vice President of the United States, who flew to a foreign country to support the election of that country's president, is complaining about foreign interference in that election. 🙄

For the first time in my life, I am seriously concerned that the US will use nuclear weapons. Republicans will own every fatality that results from them not stepping in and stopping this madman. #25thAmendment

If the legacy media had any credibility left, they would ask every Republican elected official if they think this is acceptable or appropriate.

Agreed.

The logical extension of this claim is that Trump compromised the security of the White House by having the East Room demolished.

Dick Cheney without the charisma.

Behind the Bastards is an amazing podcast. Please vote for it!

It's amazing that multiple media outlets saw this post and reported on it without taking a moment to check if it was true.

Congratulations to all the career scientists at NASA who made this happen despite the horrible incompetence of the Trump administration.

Who better to lobby for grifters than a grifter?

Trans people deserve the same rights and protections as everyone else. They deserve to be celebrated and loved, and not just on Trans Day of Visibility.

Please tell that to @gavinnewsom.bsky.social.

Slotkin is fast becoming the Krysten Sinema of John Fettermans.