T shirt that says MY PARENTS SPANKED ME AS A CHILD AS A RESULT, I NOW SUFFER FROM A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITION KNOWN AS RESPECT FOR OTHERS!
Saw someone wearing this in the wild and I’m just gonna say if you spend 20 dollars on a t shirt that says this as a grown ass adult you do actually have some lingering issues from what you experienced
Tobias Funke insisting something never works and people delude themselves into thinking it will, and then affirming that it MIGHT work for him.
Same energy.
"We humans are hard-wired to look for meaning in randomness, but here's why I think this randomness has secret meaning!"
I see a Dark Knight in this picture.
A Giant Bomb classic:
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
I have a “will they, won’t they” relationship with the economy.
It’s like a Sam & Diane thing, y’know?
We all have days like this
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
We should have never doubted this man
'Seeing the light turn green but the cars ain't moving' ass website
Whatever happened to Jenkem?!
I feel like the Little Rascals when they tried to get a loan
A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.
A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”
Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…
ET?
office millennial: Hey there! Sorry for the random slack: I got your name from Jen in Operations and was wondering if you had any documentation about the Jira integration. Not urgent!!
gen-x coworker using a picture of dante hicks from clerks as their profile picture: Um. I will see what I can do…
American higher Ed is a golden goose that’s delivered medical, tech, and science innovations, bolstered soft power internationally, and is one of the largest employers in every state.
This admin is doing everything it can to kill it.
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...
I like my peanut butter like I like my women; give me something to hold on to.
We’ve all been fighting this war between crunchy and smooth for so long that we’ve forgotten who the real enemy is
This is also why I skipped prom.
It’s water they collect after washing off the grill.
In fifty years when people look back at the past decade or so, the big world-changing technological innovation won't be the chatbot slop machines, it'll be mRNA.
River Cooter
ran into your girl at the aquarium
Oh so now we expect congress to go to work? I thought we believed in workers rights? Not a good look leftists
And they actually followed through!
Earth and Moon from DSCOVR NASA's Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite captured this unique view of the Moon as it moved in front of the sunlit side of Earth last month. This view shows the fully illuminated “dark side” of the moon that is never visible from Earth. Ian Regan processed this version of the image to account for the Moon's motion. NASA / NOAA / Ian Regan
I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable.
Earth and Moon in one NASA photo.
ht @astrokatie.com
