I think you mean gay HAHAHA!
[He's gotten his own tube from somewhere]
But don't worry about it dude. If the vibe's off I don't try to push people with dumb jokes...at least if I know they're kinda shy like you
You're not very committed to the bit are you?
[He giggles and readily passes the yogurt to him now that the joke is over]
[He tears open the tube and pushes a little out before offering the fresh squeezings to Emil. He's not letting go of the tube itself]
I actually don't remember, lemme check-
[He looks at the character printed on the front instead of the actual label]
Yoooo it is
You want some tube to go with it?
[He has a cold gogurt in his hand]
Putting wet food out for the albinos
I'm so glad I don't have to make Ivan a girl this time
Man I threw up riding the subway but at least I wasn't the only one. Be free my barf brother
Ugh...I ate too much chocolate...
HAHA WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY
Man what I'd do for a wet burrito with some verde sauce rn π€€π€€π€€
Making my boyfriend a diy kinder egg as a surprise except there's one of those cute bear boxcutters in the capsule instead of a toy
Bros I'm being so brave going to this meeting even though I don't wanna
Ghostface is a different dude, or dudes depending on the movie, Jason is the guy with the hockey mask who comes outta the lake like a scary swamp monster
Uh yeah? It's like crazy bad luck! It's also when Jason comes out and kills teenagers and adult side characters!
We're being gathered into one building on Friday the 13th???
Verner (newest boy!) - 21st Century youtu.be/v-D-fn-Z04w?...
Funny enough this is the only original one that's actually a song of the bunch
Sean - Oak and Ash and Thorn
youtu.be/vBETMTwpud0?...
The original poem this song is set to was written by the same guy who made The Jungle Book, Rudyard Kipling
Paullus - It's his dumb little song what he sings during that god forsaken beach scene
Lovino - Bella Ciao youtu.be/zyh_OVeQZH0?...
Italian anti fascist song. Also probably 19th century but didn't pick up popularity until after WWII. This version was ~1950s
Abel - Lowlands Away youtu.be/Jkq_SsV8u4E?...
Probably 19th century, anglo-scottish sea shanty. Sea shanties will have different beats per minute based on what work was to be done while singing them! This one was meant for pulling the ropes for sails
(( All my chacters on here except Alfred have song based pinned quotes on complete accident but here's where they're all from for some fun facts
This perfect mane ain't going anywhere!
Dude I'm lk blowing up
A cat Kaiju attacking the building would be awesome!!
Dude! Don't say that! You're one of the things that I've found joy in! Just like baseball and FΞΏrtnite and feeding ducks really good shit so they all come to me at the park and then I have like 50 ducks quacking around me
[Sadly tearing into a bag of hot chips]
W-what? Oh my god...oh my god...
[He crunches forward, elbows on his knees, cradling his head]
No. No, that's gotta be a rumor right?
Wuh? What happened? Has a third plane been found?
[He takes off his headphones and spins around in his gamer chair]
I ain't reading all of that but if you need a new bed you can borrow my spare until you can get a new one
