I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

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"One recent study found that while municipal districts pay an average of $512.01 per acre-foot, agricultural irrigation districts paid an average of $30.32 per acre-foot. Fully a quarter of all Colorado water diversions, all to farmers, cost nothing at all. Such a subsidy is difficult to unwind."

This is good, I guess. Not sure if I'd go back to the providers that shut down their programs at this point though. Fuck these federal assholes in particular.

Sounds like a crazy migraine waiting to happen 😂

Well good luck finding one you can afford in Miami then

It’s me. Every day after work.

at least we don't live in a planned economy amirite

This article doesn’t specifically state this, but this also happened to children in Colorado. Attempting to figure out care for trans kids is a fucking minefield right now, even in “safe” states.

The lazy air bread making tho

Yall have some shit happening right now. 🤷‍♀️ there’s likely some other more important things going on than shit posting about potato cats

IMPORTANT ROBIN LORD TATERTOT UPDATE

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

The best action picture I took of Maya. I miss her so much :( I have another one that I love from her last few months on earth, but this one shows the best personality.

My life is a fire drill this year. Taking time to slow down a bit and actually finish moving into our house by setting it up in a functional way.

Incredible thread about felonies and crimimnalization of poverty. 🧵

Dilley is evil and must be closed. It's a goddamn concentration camp. A moral abomination. People are going to Hell over this.

Screenshot of a poll on what appears to be Tumblr, 10,522 votes cast. It asks "Do you think Microsoft understands consent"? The first option is "Yes", it has 0.8% of votes, the other option, "Remind me in 3 days" has 99.2% of votes.

dog dressed up as farmer holding a shovel in a garden with text: "the day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit"

gm

Be brave enough to be bad at something new. You may enjoy it more than you think

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Texas losing a billion dollars a year on data center tax break The tax break is one of the state’s costliest incentive programs and soon to be the most expensive of its kind in the nation.

Texas is losing $3.2 BILLION in tax revenue over the next two years to the tax incentives it's handing out to data centers, and this is probably an underestimate. Meanwhile, the state is struggling to fund things like education and disaster response.

Nearly six years reporting on working homeless families taught me one thing: the precarity isn't incidental to the profits. It's how you get them.

Kimberly-Clark could pay a living wage and still clear almost $2 billion a year. They can afford to pay workers enough to live. They just choose not to.

Also, the fucking pain of finding leggings long enough to not be on your calves :/

A meme of Sam and frodo from Lord of the rings. It is split into two photographs one above and one below. In the photo on top fertil leans against a rock and says what are we holding on to Sam? The photo below shows Sam talking to frodo but a flaming object has been photoshopped in between them and Sam says It's called a Molotov cocktail and you're going to want to throw it fast.

I saw this today and it made me laugh

A digital 4 panel comic. The first panel has a white cat that says "I try to be nice to everyone". The second panel has a black cat that replies with "ok now be nice to yourself." Third panel is the white cat staring in silence, and the fourth panel the white cat's expression changed into an angry one

But what if I don't wanna >:[

#comic #cats

My friend tells me he has a new intellectual concerned with fertility and birth rates. I ask him if it’s great replacement or pro-pedophilia? Haha it’s a very good intellectual. Look inside and it’s both great replacement and pro-pedophilia

Grumpy yellow-eyed line-art cat, red all caps sans serif: Become Ungovernable.

#plug #refreshed

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Bloody hell. Researchers invented a disease, published two fake papers to see if LLM’s would ingest them and kick them up as fact — and then it broke containment and all the major AI’s bought in. Information pollution.

www.nature.com/articles/d41...