funny, did laugh.

any time i hear some kind of epic battle music coming from my gf's phone i say "what map time lapse are you looking at now" and im always right

i can be your first

I blame my children and every women in HR

they damn stalin breadline luaghingcryingemoji why doesn't my wife love me

a black and white dog standing on its hind legs next to a green blanket . ALT: a black and white dog standing on its hind legs next to a green blanket .

link please

btfo'd again chud

eivren cooldown – [ #art #oc ]

When I get my money up I gotta see at one you!

Whoa you're doing open mic's again? Nice, you got it, just remember if you think it's not going good browse your phone for 5 minutes while your on stage to give and everyone else a cooldown. Laughing at jokes you won't share

When your parents highkey poly so you just have to kill two people

what's with you and ice cream. it's always ice cream with you

Chick's don't even tell you they just landed in NYC with a plane emoji and statue of liberty emoji, they start subtweeting Mamdani

Miku (and Teto) for Miku day! 🩵❤️

(sound on for some amazing screams lmao)

House of the Dragon Season 3, coming June to HBO 💪🏴‍☠️⚔️ Lohar is back and she’s coming to SLAY

never gonna forget how some dude with a thing for black girls found a post i took of myself and liked it. post got 8 likes and they where all my mutuals but somehow I was located

now* know*

know*

sexy women in your area!

not sure you noticed freindo but it's know

btw it's know

know

I think that "problematic & imperfect framings" will win out due mostly in part to the cultural rippling off Trump himself rather than rippling off Obama. Pronouns will be back in emails and if people say something about it they'll be told to end themselves rather than educated about why it's needed

Looks like it's time for someone to get hol3sm@sher

Do you need a roommate who does the worm at all hours of the night?

the showrunner? no he's just bad at making TV shows. Neil druckman also isn't

Last of Us show is so fucking republican it's crazy.

women with a guitar and her black skinny jeans ready for da big apple (again) proud of you kid

I haven't seen my uncle in some time but I... I guess I'm a bad person I didn't know

why i find out my uncle (not the bum)'s legal name is fucking Yamato??????