FUCK WITH THE LIGHTS ON

U SIRVEVD.

congartletdns.

i used to think people at the gym were doing a hamster wheel type thing but from the Buddhist perspective we pretty much all are anyway.

gods forbid a woman has hobbies smh she's an ARG queen and he sounds like a little bitch

the important thing here is she got arrested while he apparently learned nothing

he's probably in politics right

like genuinely what law did she break? is it illegal to trap your ex lovers in elaborate puzzles now? does nobody love drama anymore?

East Asia's a happening place these days...

it remains STAGGERING to me how little mailing things can cost outside the USA.

staggering.

SWEET.

papal infallibility is a set of strict limitations on papal authority when he speaks ex cathedra, not an expansion of papal authority.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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hey man can I pet your dog

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Have you ever seen something so perfect in your entire life? #nasa #artemis

please hammer dont hurt em

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

"They need to do way instain mother>"

every time someone says they had a kid my first instinct is to say "HOW IS BABBY FORM?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah i'm into polygons

poly gonna jack off to six triangles shaped like a broad

i feel bad for my poor goddamn eyes and whatever brain cells just died why can't i stop crying

when i tried to read some of it on my own my vision forcefully blurred and i had no idea what was going on. what year is it? what the fuck

holy shit this article burns me like i'm a vampire and it's a beam of sunlight

what the fuck

wtf

that's bonkers

it is a vietnamese grocery in taipei.

hangin at the vietnamese grocery and noodle shop writin in my journal and drinkin a beer.

it's pho time

and maybe given a quick five across the eyes

Kunio saying Trans Rights are Human Rights

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