Did you know today is National Haiku Day? Did you know that John Irons and I wrote a book that's chock full of haiku about YO MAMA? Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama is just a click away! Makes a great Mother's Day gift... read.amazon.com/kp/embed/?as... #poetrysky #booksky

Big comedy weekend incoming:
Fri & Sat: I headline one of the clubs that helped give me my start on the road, Cozzy's in Newport News, VA!
Sun: I'm back headlining one of my favorite rooms, The Cellar Door in Frederick, MD!
Check me out at your nearest convenient location. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me

Sid Krofft, Co-Creator of Mind-Blowing Kids TV Shows, Dies at 96 The puppeteer and his late brother Marty partnered on 'The Banana Splits Adventure Hour,' 'H.R. Pufnstuf,' 'Land of the Lost' and much more.

And flights of Sleestaks sing thee to thy rest. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

Looks like this blew up over the weekend.

What a time to almost not be alive! Might as well laugh at some pithy observations. Howabout next weekend? Cool. See you there. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

Happy Birthday to the portrait in Paul Rudd's attic.

Hear hear

#ICYMI Episode 158 of Between Two Sterns is NOW AVAILABLE for your fleeting distraction! CONSUME!

When was Jackie Chan in The Beatles?

Ep 158: Project Hail Maple Spotify video

It's Episode 158! The Jareds Stern talk taxes, the majesty of Maple Fest, and SPOILER ALERT compare notes on Project Hail Mary. Enjoy! open.spotify.com/episode/3ijY...

Here's a fun Passover April Fools Day prank: Sneak the lyrics to Metallica's Creeping Death into the family Hagaddah. Like when Bart got the congregation to sing Inna Gadda Davida.

I can't take any of you people seriously today...

Not a fan of any Krypto-harm angle...

Look at all the chances you have to LAUGH IN (or near) MY FACE in April... jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

UMD has been out of the ACC for over a decade, but I'll never not smile when Duke chokes... from multiple angles.

Is it too late to cancel 2026 before the 90-day free trial is over?

SATURDEEEEE! Come see meeeee!

Let's take steps together at PurpleStride! PurpleStride is the ultimate event to end pancreatic cancer. Register for free and start fundraising today!

In one month, I'll be walking in memory of my father in the @pancan.bsky.social Purple Stride as captain of Team Stan For Something. If you'd like to join us, or just make a donation, here's the link... support.pancan.org/goto/stan_fo...

Valerie Perrine, ‘Superman’ and Oscar-Nommed ‘Lenny’ Star, Dies at 82 Valerie Perrine, who was Oscar nominated for best actress for "Lenny" and appeared in the "Superman" films, died Monday in Beverly Hills.

North, Miss Teschmacher... RIP. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Heed the promo. Avoid the FOMO. www.churchofsatirecomedyclub.com/event-info/c...

Krackpots We Met Downstairs: Ep 7: Jared Stern YouTube video by Krackpots Comedy Club

Check me out on the Krackpot's Comedy Club "We Met Downstairs" podcast! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgPR...

Ep 157: Stern By Me Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

It's Episode 157! The Jareds Stern have updates, good, bad, and indifferent, talk about a great book that's hitting theaters soon, and awkward Gen X nostalgia. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/da...

Church of Satire Presents: Jared Stern | Church of Satire Voted the 2023, ’24, & ’25 Best Comedian in D.C. by the readers of the Washington City Paper. Jared has been making strangers laugh for over twenty years and is still killing the game.

HANOVER, PA: Get thee to Church! I'm taking the pulpit on March 28th. Let's have some fun. www.churchofsatirecomedyclub.com/event-info/c...

Church of Satire Presents: Jared Stern | Church of Satire Voted the 2023, ’24, & ’25 Best Comedian in D.C. by the readers of the Washington City Paper. Jared has been making strangers laugh for over twenty years and is still killing the game.

We're only TWO WEEKS AWAY from my triumphant return to one of my favorite clubs, Church of Satire in Hanover, PA! Check me out in Snacktown on March 28th and let's have some fun. www.churchofsatirecomedyclub.com/event-info/c...

Do you like fun? Here are some chances to experience it IN PERSON! jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

Jennifer Runyon, Actress in Ghostbusters’ ESP Scene, Passes Away at 65 - Ghostbusters News Runyon appeared opposite Bill Murray’s Dr. Peter Venkman in the film’s memorable opening experiment and later built a career across film and television, including roles in Charles in Charge, Up the Cr...

You were no fluke, Jennifer. RIP. share.google/l3SW46DFNDqh...

Ep 156: Lazy Nostalgia Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

It's Episode 156! The Jareds Stern talk about opportunity limbo, new levels of vanity, and ill-conceived nostalgia cash grabs. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/62...

Gooble, gobble, one of us!

Big Gigs 3: The Revenge Get out your comedy calendars and circle these dates in fat red sharpie: 3/28: I’m headlining one of my favorite clubs, Church of Satire in Hanover, PA! It’s where I recorded my last al…

Some fun shows coming your way, if you happen to live near Hanover, PA, northern VA, Virginia Beach, or Frederick, MD...
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