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Posts by Elyce Phillips
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That’s really lovely!!!
Text messages reading: What's going on with the war 11:31 AM Don't worry kitten 11:40 AM Okay
Shorter national address
A new study found that sycophancy is a pervasive function of leading chatbots, which are likely to give users bad/antisocial advice when asked about real-world interpersonal conflicts -- warping users' judgement and promoting dependence.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
The Melbourne International Comedy Festival starts today and I won't be doing any shows cause of my postgrad but I will be going out and watching shows so here are some cheap ($15ish) food reccys to eat while you're in the city
me: what a beautiful night
my date, lesbian dracula: a beautiful night. to drink blood
me: i don't agree, lesbian dracula
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
i ate some raisins
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LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social
I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought.
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Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social
You're still accountable.
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:
❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
plumber installed a bad toilet in my house, says it's his comment on the state of the plumbing industry. when you press the button everything falls out a big hole in the front. yeah, he says, like capitalism
Alas, not in our show at this stage. But there’s still a couple weeks of rehearsals, so who knows what we’ll find!
Also, I’m doing a show! With my mate Rose Bishop! Come to show?
www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...
A bingo card titled “MICF BINGO 2026”. The card is a five by five grid, and each box contains a different item to check off. From top to bottom, left to right, the items are: - gratuitous musical number to showcase range - see a cooked late night show - crepe! - go to three shows in one night - fake text exchange as visual prop - joke about dating an AI - stand-up has a special lil outfit to perform in - “so I’m single…” - too many props? - see a solo debut - tech whoopsie - clown nudity - see Local Laws - buy some merch - joke that’s a thinly-veiled ask for coke - “the algorithm” mentioned - comedian clearly farming crowdwork for reels - beef between comedian and reviewer - see some sketch - full meal from 7-Eleven - see an act you’ve never seen - fee the vibe turn at 3am at the artist bar - “I’m (insert age here)” as a punchline - this live podcast is just two comedians turning their friendship into a job - whoops! Horny for some goofball!
It’s almost time for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, so for the ninth year running, I have made a bingo card for it.
MITYMI operates as a barter economy, and it works very well.
Make It ‘Til You Make It episode THREE is out now! It’s cars this time! Toot toot, etc!
youtu.be/--R0VFygaYM?...
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want
i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share
i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this.
#GodDoesReal
feels some kind of way to be so full of ideas i know i'll die before most of them come to fruition, meanwhile this guy got 30k to be a vacant hole for the corporate slop machine
(something something the confidence of a cis white man etc)
Love this!!
Screenshot of a YouTube comment on episode two of Make It Till You Make It, from user @Smapdi_Flaffermann, saying “I liked the part where the bird lady was in distress because her babies were murdered so that instructions could be placed inside their little homes.”
It’s a craft show! Enjoy our craft show!
The world is so much poorer for not having Jon Kudelka in it
Got a new episode of Make It ‘Til You Make It for youse! Come get crafty!
youtu.be/jzZeLkFrv1w?...
Got a new episode of Make It ‘Til You Make It for youse! Come get crafty!
youtu.be/jzZeLkFrv1w?...