Nature's lunchbox!

Modern hybrid hens can, but only for a short time (approx between ages 1 and 2). Then they're shipped off to pet food factories 😩

Because one egg is un œuf!

Medvedev is such a pathetic wanker.

Is his name Al, or is he an AI?

This might seem weird, but having cancer (or perhaps i should specify getting through it) was actually a really good thing in my life. I've reassessed all my priorities, and it's brought my partner and I much closer together. Hope your dad feels the same way in a few months.

There's a thing called the Streisand Effect. Worth a Google, it'll make you chuckle.

Is that actually an option? I'm not big on politics but it seems like that would be a form of progress.

I'm currently favouring the Flaming Lips' Do You Realise?

Auricularia auricula-judae, if you want the scientific name. They grow on dead elder wood.

I know a guy who maintains the engines of the remaining airworthy examples. They go to incredible lengths to test every component.

Sewage in sea: French appeal to EU over UK discharges of waste The UK is threatening health on the French coast as raw sewage is dumped in the sea, French MEPs say.

Counterpoint:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-e...

He's only doing his best 😭

Yes they are 👍

From the surface of a body of water it's just evaporation. Transpiration is moisture released from plants, and evapotranspiration is the sum of both processes.

You've not met my dog.

Good for you 👍

I wasn't asking you.

Are you saying JKR's position on gender is far right? Or am I misinterpreting?

The modern Green Party is also highly misogynistic. No way would i vote for them again.

And sure enough, he blocks me.

It doesn't seem genuine.

What kind of question is that?

Thanks! I was probably in Paris when that was running... I used to go every spring. Still haven't managed to visit the Pompidou though.

Where was that? Sounds cool.

How much money have you made so far by flogging this dead horse?

Also makes it easier to avoid that one weird guy who nobody can remember inviting.

Outages for the past 6 or 7 hours. They're working on it.

(me, struggling to carry enormous novelty gavel)

my lawyer: i thought we agreed you'd leave that in the car

normalize excusing yourself from various situations by saying “i hate this”