I have many strange peccadillos. I try my best to hide them as my landlord doesn't allow pets

My first pro writing job was for Buzzfeed. You won’t believe what I did next

I have many strange peccadillos. I try my best to hide them as my landlord doesn't allow pets

Heard your dad is voting reform cos he was eating a fillet-o -fsh and "found a massive chunk of halal in it"

Tonight’s gig in the historic city of London

LEEDS tonight and then MANCHESTER, LONDON (last few tickets left), COLCHESTER & CAMBRIDGE. Come along! It would be nice to sell out the London shows, because then I'd get more money for the same amount of effort.

www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs

Is there also a follow up question asking “did it take 25% longer than necessary because you were mentally writing this post whilst photoshopping out the watermarks?”

Is there a part of the ADHD test where they ask if you ever sit down to work on a show you’re doing in 3 weeks and instead spend 20mins photoshopping watermarks out of a photo of Daniel Beddingfield for a facebook post claiming its a pic from your first gig because “it reads more real” without them?

The current early version of the Backchannel fringe poster. The main image is me, eyes shut due to unspecified ecstasy (the emotion, not the drug) Liebenspiel presents The future is here, mouth wet - eyes hungry. Sean Morley Backchannel 'brilliant, best thing i saw at the fringe' chortle 'a one-of-a-kind comedian' the skinny 'prepare to laugh very hard indeed' the list 7.50pm monkeybarrel the studio aug 3-30 (not 12,20) i have a website also if you'd like to visit: www.seanmorl.com

This August I'll be doing my first proper Fringe run in seven years.

My show is called Backchannel.

justified by suffering, refined through effort and perfected by accident. the show is about trust. and if you break mine ill break your head in half i swear to god

www.seanmorl.com/fringe26

Sorry only just saw this will see if they've got any in the duty free

I don’t like hydrogen or oxygen but you just try and take my water bottle from me.

Just nipping to strait of Hormuz anyone need owt?

Yesterday, but its a film about what it would be like if the film Yesterday was never made.

Finally went to see Waiting For Godot. Expected a longer queue.

Still can't believe this but last weekend in IKEA I bumped Into Jurgen Klopp! Even for them that's a weird name for a bookcase

Spotted some of my design work in the wild

Pronouncing Gideon like Pigeon

My dear your posture is very concerning. Perhaps when your gentleman friend leaves you might wish to visit my surgery, you can access it though that dark alley just there

Tough choice, I know, but I don’t make the rules

machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/wi...

I have a bit in my new show about how stand up is just a necessary evil for me to realise my true life goal of making a travelogue with my dad.

Thought I just saw John Carpenter in Brighton Jubilee Library, which to be fair to me, is the kind of thing he would do.

Tough choice, I know, but I don’t make the rules

machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/wi...

Guy who did an open mic once five years ago explains comedy

The man : follow the rules

Me : 😎

@danmckee.bsky.social

Guy who did an open mic once five years ago explains comedy

Will Smith doesn't have to cuss on his bluesky to sell tickets but I do so flip him and flip you too

Ah yes, Facsimiles, the greek God of twins.

Just remembered that really funny Jonathan Pie video when he's playing a news anchor and he's talking to the camera but then sort of gets angry and says what he really thinks 🤣

Short poem

The Nightmare.

Joe stood there in Asda, desperately trying to cover himself up. It was too late, they all pointed and laughed, they could see he was fully clothed.

Joe jolted awake. Drenched in sweat."Just a dream" he sighed, settling back into his sleeping bag at the nudist camp.