bet he didn't even put his dishes in the dishwasher

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all the same

before you get a running start, i need you to remember loud and clear how much i've regretted taking that leap, myself

acknowledging a fuckup *only* after it comes back to bite him in the ass is pretty on brand for kyle, actually

admitting his ulterior motives in the regular-sized print, on the other hand, is not

and other hits, such as ".Okay, but only because I'm polite as hell"

can i make *bees* a non-negotiable?
#hearmeout

you drifting off to sleep this morning is a memory i want to take with me to our collective graves

anyone who claims to know or understand wtf i'm talking about at any given point without further context is full of shit

if i'm right, i'm pretty sure i didn't get the grace of dying as myself, and i won't get it the next time i die, either

you know what, good for L.
#hellosquareone

sure, that one picture of a really young deniro looks like he could be me and kyle's offspring, that's a fair remark or whatever, but i still deeply resent it

feel like i'm dying the slowest fucking death with no one to talk to besides you, the other person going through the same thing

i know how this makes me sound, but i wish i had more friends here (*here*-here) to talk to about **ME**and **MY** fucking problems

vee says none of us are ready for the conversations she wishes we were having with each other

k: *describes my exact situation to a t* ".This is totally different from your situation and you're an idiot if you think it's the same thing"

sometimes people who look nothing alike look *exactly* alike, actually

i don't think you're being selfish.

nick is wrong about *a lot* of things.

toggling back and forth between wishing kyle had been here last weekend and eternal gratitude that he wasn't

sometimes the "weird thing that happens" is the anomaly of kyle being tired, but also sometimes he's tired because of all the weird fucking things he's been up to

super unsettling, either way

kyle brags about a non-linear existence and then complains that people only understand him in reverse

sometimes in the same sentence

always got the feeling it was april, but it was february when time began to mean something again (or did it? did it really?)

#schrödingerbirthday

no one's managed to disprove my theory that i died in 2009

and yet, and yet, and yet.

kyle may never volunteer to front while meeting someone for the first time, but he's usually the last to flinch back from the front lines if the subject is a nerdy white dude
#plurality

artax didn't die because he got stuck in the swamp of sadness. he died because he stopped caring that he was stuck in the swamp of sadness and lost his will to survive

not a week goes by that i don't miss the old roommates

and more and more i realize how trivial, irrelevant, and inane my life really was

you know that episode of golden girls where rose moves out and none of her new roommates want to interact with her, or even be in the same room with her, let alone listen to her long, trivial, irrelevant, and inane stories

far too often i wonder how many pluralities die of crushing loneliness

now i can't remember if i was told kyle's coming home today or just dreamt it

vee's bringing out the flow charts