Superb! Enjoy!

Yes! I was just looking at our photos earlier! I recommend you actually get someone to meet you at the airport if you haven't already. It can be quite the shock to the system stepping out of the airport into the heat and (good natured) chaos!

An excerpt from the piece: "Apparently targeting four ambulances in London’s Jewish community is part of some cunning Mossad plan to do… what, exactly? In this grand conspiracy theory which you have built in your head, does Keir Starmer instantly commit to an Iran ground invasion? Or has ‘Israel’ done it to somehow engender support for Jews in the UK (in this scenario, why blame ‘Netanyahu’ for conflating Jews and Israel when you do it so effortlessly yourself?) Or are you trying on for size the more longstanding ‘Israel false flag’ conspiracy theory of Mossad attacking a Jewish community target to promote fear among Diaspora Jews and encourage them to move to Israel? "So, then, is Israel’s cunning plan burning several ambulances to induce Diaspora Jews to migrate to Israel now, when the country is being targeted by Iranian ballistic missile fire?"

I'm incredibly angry I needed to write a piece about the bizarre stupidity of the Hatzola ambulance ‘false flag’ conspiracy theories, but apparently this is the world we're living in now.

Please read & share (including with idiots you see parroting this stuff)

www.jewishnews.co.uk/bizarre-stup...

Some DEFINITELY VERY GOOD sketch writers could work wonders with this.

When you remember that the last time you saw your cousin Darren, he called you Stinkor and drank all your Capri-Suns.

We were around there and Cua Dai Beach a fair bit! We stayed in a villa nearby in Cam Tanh as well as in Hoi An proper for a bit too.

Superb. That's where we chose to spend some proper relaxation time too!

I'm not a diver, but the Cham Islands are meant to be great for it.

Fantastic! I think we're going to try and get back in the next couple of years to see the south.

Happy new year!

Very excited for you, we didn't get as far as HCMC, but loved all the other places! You are in for such a treat!

I'm still alive.

Congratulations! No worries, as and when you like

Ah, that's lovely! It took my wife and a canny while to actually get married - but not that long!

Exciting times!

No worries, give me a shout whenever!

There's a bleak humour to some of the most astonishingly pure and obvious dickheads with terrible ideas on social media saying that it's fine if someone gets murdered if they're a dickhead with terrible ideas.

"WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!"

*shot rings out*

Cracking little beach bar, just knocking out dim sum-ish small plates, coffee, tea and cold drinks.

Could have spent a week there tbh.

Had a great time in Vietnam. 10/10, would go again.

YES!

Continuing to be a full on tourist.
Great fun.

An ancient evil awakens...

100%

Rubbish ideas, poorly executed. As I like to say at work.

A group of Vietnamese people stoned on a bridge on a lake.

Happy with this one.

A lizard on a rock, surrounded by foliage.

Lizard friend.

First night in Hanoi.

I like it!

Now have millions* on my travel banking card.

*of Vietnamese dong

One more week to go!

Genuinely taken aback by this article. The layers of delusion.

Wonder how they'd explain how busy the McDo in Lons-le-Saunier, Jura, is. Or why it's signposted from *miles* away.

Maybe for American Tour de France enthusiasts.