‘A white man’s fantasy’: if we want to rebuild social cohesion, we need to acknowledge where it all started to unravel Australia has a serious problem with social cohesion, but it’s no good pretending it’s recent. Koori civilisation has been torn asunder ever since the convict ships dropped anchor

A must-read for Australians from Melissa Lucashenko on the definition of 'social cohesion' & more. www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...

Strait of Hormuz opening hours

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*still available*

normalize excusing yourself from various situations by saying “i hate this”

How Trump Just Proved He Is History’s Most Powerful Idiot He sent three stooges to botch talking peace, then went to UFC. He’s blockading a blockade. No one in history comes close to this idiocy.

This week Trump proved there is one distinction he truly deserves. He's the most powerful idiot in the history of the world. Many idiots have come before him and some powerful idiots but never before have we seen someone so powerful who is so idiotic. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/how-trump-ju...

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

customer: I’d like to buy a pizza with mushrooms
me: oh sorry we only take cash
manager: can I have a word with you

do you know how mad I would be if I was ON (near) THE MOON and still had to fucking hear his voice???

I'm so worried. What if the president is ok?

outside of you there are two wolves, you are in danger

April 2nd is for pitying the fool.

I wonder if he tells the story about Pope Francis being so horrified by him that he died the next day.

I just started taking a class on how to write obituaries and the teacher died after the first lesson so like, goodbye to that guy, I guess?

Love seeing a commercial for a new medicine and realizing I’ve been experiencing what it’s calling side effects for the last 15 years

I don't need booze to have a good time, I need booze to pretend I'm having a good time

Easter knitting.

Solidarity with Nordacious.

Ludicrous - and very troubling - that an artist has to seek legal counsel about their art.

Really sucks that the window in which to do an X-Files / Murder, She Wrote crossover entitled "Mulder, She Wrote" has passed.

Woah will you look at this petrol station sign?? Crazy!!

It's been a long time since things have been hunky and/ or dory

Let's call it a week, guys. We did our best.

The number of consecutive consonants in “angst” makes me anxious.

It’s been pointed out before that any creative process is a series of millions of choices. Those aren’t just about making a binary decisions, they’re require imagining and recognising possibilities, and steering a path through them. It’s applied imagination. You can’t get a machine to automate it.

Me: "I'm surprised by how winded I am by this exercise."

Personal trainer: "This was the tour of the gym."

School book banning escalates in the UK as Greater Manchester secondary school censors scores of books - Index on Censorship A school librarian faced a disciplinary hearing and scores of books were removed from her school library after she stocked Laura Bates’ Men Who Hate Women

This is utterly jaw-dropping.

A school that bans Atwood, Zadie Smith, Terry effing Pratchett and *literal George Orwell* is actively harming its pupils.

www.indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/scho...

A gentle green and purple glow over a dark horizon from the porch of my little farm

Happy Aurora Australis night from the Little Farm
#aurora #littlefarm

Is it wrong to read that and secretly want to be a shark?

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I want you all to know i have cat-like reflexes (want to sleep all day in the sun)