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Posts by jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus

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Thinking of Barnacle geese on Monday morning #birds

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apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

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screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

this game fucking rocks

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Despina slapped him on the ass, and when a former shot putter slapped your ass, she slapped hard. There would almost certainly be a mark. “Your girlfriend is a fifty-seven year old alcoholic father of three who eats garbage. If you don’t lose that, Australia will lose it for you.” Despina snorted with disgust. “Driving. Of all useless things.”

Despina slapped him on the ass, and when a former shot putter slapped your ass, she slapped hard. There would almost certainly be a mark. “Your girlfriend is a fifty-seven year old alcoholic father of three who eats garbage. If you don’t lose that, Australia will lose it for you.” Despina snorted with disgust. “Driving. Of all useless things.”

i appreciate that despina is as done with whatever the hell is going on with magnifico's gender as every other trans person who has to deal with it

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the "thursday stabbed! monday coma! wednesday pub!" 3 panel meme featuring Nathan. On Thursday he is stabbed and laying on the ground. On monday he's in a bed laying back. On wednesday he's looking babygirl pensive at the pub.

the "thursday stabbed! monday coma! wednesday pub!" 3 panel meme featuring Nathan. On Thursday he is stabbed and laying on the ground. On monday he's in a bed laying back. On wednesday he's looking babygirl pensive at the pub.

enjoy my memes while i work on more chapters
#beyondbringers

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@ladzwriting.bsky.social

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Heyyy everybody! Myself a bunch of other authors are holding a sale on our books + services from 4/20-4/27. MERCY is on sale for 99c on Kindle, and it's a great time to grab it before I release MAGUS some time this year. This is likely the last sale before then! books2read.com/MercyNovel
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please enjoy the incredibly silly picmix I made of the princess who is 14 today

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Take 2, as I did an oopsie woopsie on one of the graphs earlier.

Behold, some highlights of the first 24 hours of the survey!

Please continue to share the survey as the data only gets better and more precise with more info! bit.ly/FFXIV-PH-Survey

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Every year all year

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doing f1 research and almost started cryiung about how much i miss my hometown. i hope every evil texan politician gets evaporated from space.

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okay i wrote 2k im going to sleep goodnight

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a drawing of brushbuddy from witch hat atelier in front of a tiny rainbow keyboard, referencing the neil banging out the tunes photo

text on bottom reads: Brushbuddy banging out the tunes

a drawing of brushbuddy from witch hat atelier in front of a tiny rainbow keyboard, referencing the neil banging out the tunes photo text on bottom reads: Brushbuddy banging out the tunes

in honor of episode 3 🎵🎶
#witchhatatelier #wha #brushbuddy

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boycotting things is so easy when you are poor, people are like dont buy_____! and im like ok! on it! 👍(had no money to do so anyways!)

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A tabby cat eating deconstructed meatballs off her plate like a lady

A tabby cat eating deconstructed meatballs off her plate like a lady

Girl meatballed

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little does she know

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png of lucina slapping his arm

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bornded day!!

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production photo from tiroler landestheater finale of idomeneo where the people of crete are bloodied after neptune's anger, singing and dancing and celebrating idamante and ilia's wedding, while idomeneo is collapsed to his knees, alone, ignored by his people

production photo from tiroler landestheater finale of idomeneo where the people of crete are bloodied after neptune's anger, singing and dancing and celebrating idamante and ilia's wedding, while idomeneo is collapsed to his knees, alone, ignored by his people

i cannot get over the finale. and then a dead trojan child climbs into his arms. and the lights go out. god it's so fucking good.

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i think my favorite thing about idomeneo is how it very firmly leans on the button labelled ALL ACHAEANS GET FUCKED

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you really gotta respect a man who drives a 2hr marathon race, stumbles out of his car, and immediately has to go jerk off before he can have a sensible conversation with anyone

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waiting list for one thing and the other is in limbo due to some degree of departmental infighting and im sitting here like please i need money

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i need one of my job opportunities to actually show up please

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🔞🔞 5k(ish) raffle! 🔞🔞
ends april 24 2026 10am cst

to enter:
- 1 like = 1 comment = 1 repost = 1 entry
- must be following at the time the raffle ends

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what is the charge. what crime has been done

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taking the boys to idomeneo tonight i hope theyre excited to experience trauma and lesbians: the opera

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We have a chance of removing the Online Safety Act!

Any UK residents, PLEASE take the time to fill out the whole form. If we want to remove ID verification on websites that actually don't need it, we need to take action NOW!

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Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

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