Cell phones should have another button next to the "end call" button that mimics violently slamming the handset down multiple times when hanging up a landline. This is what they took from us.
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I think we should rename the pedometer to the podometer. It would be etymologically accurate, plus no innocent step-counter deserves to be called that.
Hey, Phil Berger, lying NC rep maga piece of shit! Tell us again how you lowered taxes for all North Carolinians like your bullshit commercials say.
This is my 97 year old grandmother's state tax for NC for 2025.
You can go fuck yourself.
#fucktrump #fuckmaga #killyourlocalpedophile
I wake up to news of powerful men being brought down due to their illegal actions and their involvement with Epstein, but somehow I'm still paying for trump to eat McDonald's in the White House every day.
Know what makes me feel violent?
Lies and bullshit being spouted by billionaires and their sycophantic lap dogs.
May the pencil pushers all get lead poisoning.
Everything they say is just repuglicunt buzzword Mad-Libs, none of this is even realistic.
Rash Patel always looks like he got caught in the first millisecond of surprise after having his nose broken by a 2x4.
The people who love this woman called Hillary and Kamala shrill.
I always knew they'd be the first to bend. CBS has been the geriatric network for decades, I'm not the least bit surprised to see their clear bias in reporting of late.
Nice paywall
Pretty sad when I'm seeing a higher rate of return on investment for my video game collection in Price Charting than I am for my stock portfolio in eTrade
Seeing people like Jay-Z and Pusha T show up in the Epstein files is like finding out that Robert Englund wears a knife glove and kills sleeping teenagers in real life.
Just don't count out those of us who still say John Brown did NOTHING wrong
"Here's to the pencil-pushers, may they all get lead poisoning." -Bob Hoskins, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Newly available videos and existing footage synchronized and assessed by The New York Times provide a millisecond-by-millisecond look at the killing of Renee Good by an ICE officer in Minneapolis. Watch our visual investigation.
I know you're enjoying your fun internet points, but you should delete this and stop spreading the idea that the turd up top can suspend elections.
There is no vehicle in the United States by which elections can be suspended by the president.
This feels targeted 🤔🤣
I'd rather do it standing on his head.
randy is an un-American piece of dog shit. Don't be like randy.
If you're cheering for the feds murdering our citizens in the streets, you don't get to call yourself an American anymore.
#fuckice #fucktrump #releasethefiles #trumpfuckschildren
Gonna have to check out out when I'm done with my current discog run 🤘
This morning I called Spectrum cable and had Fox "news" removed entirely from my services.
Those fascist fucks won't ever get a penny of my service fees to help them broadcast their support for federal agents murdering American citizens in the streets.
#FuckFoxNews #FuckICE #FuckMAGA #Fucktrump
Is this homage to Septicflesh? 🤨
I dedicate this song to ICE.
BURN.
youtu.be/HJQjAdebul0
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
New York abides that smug fuck on their streets?