No way!! I am simply having fun combining words and imagining imaginary kinds of individual

Incessant autoprojections of depth or putative interest/personality that are instead capable only of broadcasting an endlessly self serious shallowness... Gameshow idea in which individuals of this archetype must take responsibility of a small loch/junction. Think there are cameras but aren't any

OK but Oneohtrix Point Never - - > DJ TOOL - - > Shearling has got to be an all timer two day run of music for me, being entered as we speak into the 'never kill your self' Canon

I just know DJ TOOL fw the dolls

Signs portending that another vedic cycle has made its full and entire rotation: hair is finally once more long enough to sneak a bottle of Dumb Bitch Juice into the club concealed within my ponytail. And they'll never catch me

Laurel & Laurel: two thin guys and they're both carrying planks on their shoulders and turning around and bending over and they keep missing each other over and over and over and over

That one friend who hits you so hard the laughter convulses right up and out of yr throat >>>>>

Yknow something they really weren't kidding about the third/fourth year of estrogen, have pretty well transformed into a completely different person Love that

What kind of herb or tincture do I need to jam under my tongue to prevent lapsing into a dissociative haze whenever I'm interviewed for something? (I have a very exciting interview on Friday) (I think the answer is probably 'propranolol')

The near-immediate beeline to the nearest bar to fuck in the toilets 🙂‍↕️ Barstaff gave us free drinks and mango sorbet after the vibes were just that good 🙂‍↕️

Went to a smut magazine launch tonight and watched a woman have string stapled between her thighs and nipple rings, then through a clitoral piercing, after which she was waterboarded with piss and then fucked with a pistol. Was really, really sweet. Individual next to me went green and swayed :)

badabing

Involuntarily hearing the strings from Hitchcock's shower stab to accompany the bonechill terror of a blithely placed :3

Woman who plays Jackie Kennedy an underpaid underemployed actress who becomes progressively more distraught as the weeks go on. Already shaking/crying before the Lincoln even passes the Book Depository, etc

Immersive theatre experience where you live out the final 48hrs of Lee Harvey Oswald's life. On the run, go to the movies, etc. Jack Ruby lumbering toward you like the angel of death

The Magic Bullet Express

28. Two Serious Ladies / Jane Bowles

The language & staging of a sentimental novel + a pair of monied women having nervous breakdowns that no one, least of all themselves, seems able to register. Everyone is insane The weirder things get, the more deranged the formality of the prose feels. Obsessed

Beginning to understand just how happy this Larry guy really was

w yr permission i might make it the next sticker i put on the back of my phone lol

I've spent all morning spinning SY records because I am unable to get Gromit Youth out of my mind... Please can we see more Gromit Youth art the people (me) are baying for it

27. The Last Thing He Wanted / Joan Didion

Didion the novelist and Didion the journalist come into collision and each finds the other wanting. Deracinated hard-boiled political thriller in which the drama becomes the failure of event and character to attain fiction's mirage of cause + effect

27. The Last Thing He Wanted / Joan Didion

Didion the novelist and Didion the journalist come into collision and each finds the other wanting. Deracinated hard-boiled political thriller in which the drama becomes the failure of event and character to attain fiction's mirage of cause + effect

26. Stop!! Hibari-Kun! / Hisashi Eguchi

See if it's funny it actually can't be transphobic (it's funny)

Imagine, an overabundance of independence and yet destined to be a crony 😭 caught up in the eternal karmic cycle and it's just crony crony crony crony 😭😭😭

Gromit Youth

THIS IS SO GOOD

I take a real 'school playground' approach to community spaces - if you're in, you get to wear these sick propellor hats that only spin clockwise; if you're out, we nail you to a tree trunk and tell you a bunch of knock knock jokes that don't really make sense until you pretend to understand them

Raves where the approach looks like a worldmap that hasn't finished rendering yet >>>