3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

xkcd.com/3234/

BIGFEETS - Episode 69, What's A Smoke Wolf YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

Today is the ideal day to check out Bigfeets on our YouTube channel. It's got a smoke wolf and everything. The fates have truly blessed us. youtu.be/PpchbhDW-N0

This is awesome. I wish my Delta Green campaign hadn't ended, this would have been super handy.

Learning Day: EiEi Yoga 1996🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

@alexschmidty.bsky.social covers EiEi Yoga today. It's a 1996 yoga instructional video for children with a deeply unsettling vibe. Naturally, we made it FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/lear...

There's a war on for your mind.

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is Green, the other is Blue's mother, Red. Red turns around to look at Green, who listens. Red: Can you take the thing to the other ones at that one over there? Green stares back at her, blankly. Red's look of determined confidence does not falter. Green: ...The what over where? Red: Yes. Later, Blue and Green are walking together. Green: I adore your mother, but I can see where you get it from. Blue: Get what?

Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2026-04-20 | Comics Kingdom Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from April 20, 2026, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.

Your Monday FLASH GORDON! From me and guest artist @sandyjarrell.com ⚡

Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2026-04-19 | Comics Kingdom Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from April 19, 2026, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.

Your Sunday summary of the past week in FLASH GORDON — a sequence that's been in my head since the very beginning of my run on the strip — brought to life by guest artist @sandyjarrell.com! Enjoy:

the new season's crypt-crawling fashions are fun and flirty like every other season. I mean one day maybe we'll go for protection or something but that seems neither fun nor flirty.

www.oglaf.com/cryptwear/

The Nut Loosens || The Panalysts S3EP 10 YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun

“You have encountered a steampunk warlock by the name of Allen” is a sentence from our latest episode of The Panalysts.

You wouldn’t want to let Allen down now would you? I didn’t think so, here’s a link to the episode.
youtu.be/DwrRrTLRkDc

Thousands of Vancouver perverts delight in taking pictures of tree genitalia VANCOUVER - Thousands of perverts, creeps, and peeping toms have taken countless photos from different angles of tree genitalia and shared them on social media.

Thousands of Vancouver perverts delight in taking pictures of tree genitalia

Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2026-04-18 | Comics Kingdom Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from April 18, 2026, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.

Your Saturday FLASH GORDON! With guest artist @sandyjarrell.com⚡️

This week on CZM! 📺🧨⏪

This week on CZM! 📺🧨⏪

"I am an 80's dork."

Fair.

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

Executive Disorder: Hungary Election, DoorDash Stunt, Sam Altman’s Home Attacked 🏛️

@bishonentype.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social @jamesstout.bsky.social @miawong.bsky.social

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting by himself, reading a book, as he hears a strange rumbling sound. Blue looks up from his book, looking confused. Blue, thinking: What kind of a person rearranges furniture this late at night? The noise repeats, and Blue turns his head to look towards the direction it came fron. Blue, still in thought: There it was again. Investigating the source of the sound, Blue finds Green sleeping on the floor. The noise he heard was Green snoring. Blue, thinking: Oh.

Today @mikedrucker.bsky.social writes about a game that somehow makes owning a pornography empire the most boring thing you could possibly do. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2026-04-17 | Comics Kingdom Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from April 17, 2026, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.

Your Friday FLASH GORDON — from me and @sandyjarrell.com 🔥

@michaelswaim.bsky.social is kicking off a new series of columns on the HOTDOGgiest Star Trek episodes of all time today! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

Robert explains how Jimmy Saville went from bike race commentator to pop music DJ and gatekeeper to the stars, and how much of Britain clamored to give him access to young girls as a reward. @iwriteok.bsky.social @courtneykocak.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/behindthebastards

Robert explains how Jimmy Saville went from bike race commentator to pop music DJ and gatekeeper to the stars, and how much of Britain clamored to give him access to young girls as a reward.

@iwriteok.bsky.social @courtneykocak.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

linktr.ee/behindthebas...

Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2026-04-16 | Comics Kingdom Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from April 16, 2026, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.

Your Thursday FLASH GORDON — from me and @sandyjarrell.com ⚒️

Just can't beat a good mace.

225,000 ACRES OF PUBLIC LANDS AT RISK. Senate votes tomorrow on HJR 140. It would strip protections from the Boundary Waters watershed and open the door to toxic sulfide mining near one of the most protected wilderness areas in the country. Call your Senators: 202-224-3121

Comic. One... two... THREE! [text in red] X Deprecated [line break] One... two... three... GO! [text in red] Deprecated [red curly bracket around top two lines] Too easy to mix up [line break] Three... two... one... GO! [text in green] [check mark] ISO Standard [caption] If I were in charge of ISO, the first thing I’d do would be to standardize the way people count out loud before doing something in sync.

Countdown Standard

xkcd.com/3232/

Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2026-04-15 | Comics Kingdom Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from April 15, 2026, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.

Your Wednesday FLASH GORDON — from me and guest artist @sandyjarrell.com ⚡

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green finishes setting up his work station. Green: I've got my notes, coffee, laptop, all I'm going to need. Green sits down in front of his laptop, looking at his work with determination. Green: And now I shall sit down right here and not move before all my work is done. Green watches as Blue begins to wiggle. Blue: And I shall distract you with an enticing dance. Green: Why? Blue: Why not?

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 273, A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Lydia Bugg Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest Lydia Bugg for revenge. Sweet revenge! Revenge on Brockway for making them all watch A Wrestling Christmas Miracle for Martin Kove Month. Martin Kove is barel

@brockway.bsky.social and his book I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend For $200 sponsored today’s podcast episode featuring @seanbaby.bsky.social and guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social. It’s Brockway’s favorite movie, A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Martin Kove! on.soundcloud.com/YAesI9gOZJzn...