This is the privilege we live with. The one other people around the world envy.

Ruthless

Yes, for us, they were hot pink, then I think we changed to Rugby, and those were the deep orange color.

The color reminds me of Darvocets

You need to be an influencer with a IG account or something

You’re supposed to text her every 15 minutes to tell her how lousy you feel.

He’s such a fun killer

Would you rather have the heavy snow of PA or the icy roads in TX?

Screenshot of a tweet by @drsparklefairy that asks “What level of recession indicator is this?” and is quote tweeting the New York Times tweet which shows “7 Ways to Turn a Can of Tuna Into a Delicious Meal”

It’s one level above dog chow @drsparklefairy.bsky.social

But then when I lose the scissors, I also lose the tape.

And they call us the weaker sex

I see this administration more in Comic Sans, really

Me doing the math for standard doses

Meissner. The recommendation is that after a series of 3 doses, if a person who has a blood level of this amount, that person is reliably protected against hep B. There has not been a documented case of anyone developing hep B if you achieve this titer.

#ACIP

Omg we aren’t going to detain the athletes, are we? #freeMessi

Plot twist if it’s made in the insect’s eggs.

Sell it on eBay!

I did! But nowhere near as exciting.

I used to live in NYC. I remember how pigeons just just do their thing, living their lives amongst the masses of humans. I live in Ohio now & birds here are skittish and flee when humans come within 20 feet.

To be fair, I live in Ohio & want to help pick the next NYC mayor.

Kentucky voters: the election was rigged! We couldn’t vote!

At a recent medical visit with a new provider, I was asked, “Have you been feeling sad or depressed?” then added “… but not relating to recent current events?” She gets it.

We’d be more productive if they’d just let us cry during work.

Congratulations! What lovely photos!

I left YouTubeTV because I could not get our local NBA team. Only “option” was to add NBA league pass, but even then, our local team would be blacked out. Never understood the logic there.

What did those 42% of respondents think the chips were made of?

Omg

Classic. Just like when my HOA was handing out pool tags. I went to pick up & they said I hadn’t paid the dues. Whipped out my phone to show them that they cashed my check, but the bank app was down for maintenance.

Broad daylight, very brave!

What happened to the 7 line?? And I must visit that Barcfays Center next time I’m in town!