He should really lock it in and buy the Mets.

What I think I look with longish hair vs what I actually look like

A picture of Rocky’s trainer Mickey wearing a perfectly tilted watch cap.

2026 Life Goal: Figure out how to wear a watch cap with a perfect tilt like Mickey.

That 49ers game was ludicrous and I loved it and I hated it and I’m very tired.

Crazy that this is a children’s book and not a hooters-style restaurant that serves Mexican food.

Huh… Turns out all those clever and thoughtful gift ideas I ran across over the last 11 months or so didn’t magically write themselves down or better yet auto-order themselves several weeks ago.

Disappointing.

The part from the tv show Community where a teacher is standing on a ladder in front of a chalkboard with “Ladders” written on it because he teaches a class called “Ladders”

Several broken ribs and just the tiniest amount of bleeding from my lung later and it occurs to me I should’ve paid more attention in class.

Reminder! Elf on a Shelf is a snitch and trains kids to blindly accept a surveillance state. Consider these alternatives:

Dwarf on a Wharf
Gnoll in a Bowl
Owlbear on a Rocking Chair
Kobold on a Jello Mold
Illithid on a Tupperware Lid
Gelatinous Cube on an Inner-tube

My youngest has mastered his fake barfing sounds which has elevated his assessment of my cooking from merely hurtful to absolutely devastating.

Filled out this Thanksgiving garland with things our family is grateful for and I know gratitude isn’t a competition but I did the best at it.

Absolutely furious at the misuse of the mailbox flag in Stranger Things season 5.

One of my favorite things this week has been watching my history dork New Englander wife swell with pride while watching the Ken Burns American Revolution series.

My son tried to Ratatouille me tonight and honestly it worked a little bit.

The Hot Dog On My Dash Fogged Up My Windshield and Other Minor Inconveniences At Costco

Parenting is hard because sometimes your kid does something objectively hilarious like walk face-first into a wall like one of the goddamn Three Stooges because the doorway wasn’t where he thought it was and you have to stand there comforting a crying child while trying not to fall over laughing.

I'm hearing that Andrew Cuomo and Dave Portnoy are going to share a one-bedroom, one-bath condo in Pensacola until they "figure something long-term out" and that they're considering splitting the cost of a porta potty in the parking lot for when they both have diarrhea at the same time (5-7x weekly)

Madison Bumgarner would’ve batted, pitched without warming up, roped something between innings, and gotten furious at every player on the opposing team just for smiling I’m just saying.

Hang on now if you intentionally walk a guy the NEXT batter can hit a home run?

Why don’t the Dodgers do that when Ohtani gets walked?

Youth sports law: The last game of the season will be at the farthest away venue and the weather will be terrible.

I’ve eaten like half my kids’ Halloween candy and according to someone’s aunt on Facebook I should be high as hell right now but I ain’t feeling shit.

Still mad I passed on this one when it dropped.

Blue Jays really Giantsed that one.

“no one understands how it works and everyone is mad” is a pretty good description of the entire airport experience.

Blake Treinen? More like Blake Tryin’ and Failin’ to get anyone out.

I hope tonight’s game goes 300 innings.

Baseballsday

The rose goes in the front…

Just tuning in to game 3 of the World Series what did I miss so far?

Anyone remember CarTOONS Magazine? It had a bunch of car themed comics and strips. I’ve never in my life been a Car Guy I wonder why I read it. I wonder how many of the jokes and bits went over my head?

I got my shots yesterday so my arm is a little sore and please believe I am being a HUGE baby about it.