“Any time can be dinner time if I say so”

A ragdoll cat staring because she wants her dinner

Hungry

😆

They have them in the UK and Ireland. Not sure where else

goo goo goo goo goo goo
*pounding table*
GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO

My understanding is that it’s just a change in shape from the Cadbury Creme egg. So, same filling, but in candy bar form.

Cadbury crème egg bar that says all goo, no egg

ALL GOO, NO EGG

The eraserhead baby

Obviously

I do!

Showed this comic to someone yesterday!

Coat of arms and carving of monkey holding infant (?) at lynch castle Galway

carving of monkey holding infant (?) at lynch castle Galway

Stonemason: what do you think?

Customer: it’s a . . . ?

Stonemason: a monkey, yeah

Customer: and it’s . . . devouring an iguana?

Stonemason: rescuing a human infant from a castle fire

Customer: ok

Spinach and feta filled

It’s like, I just got here; what did I do wrong?

A hotel bed with a red blanket across the foot that says “Make your point…”

Why does my hotel bed seem almost hostile?

Hand holding an empty pack of cigarettes. Packaging has a blonde infant smoking a combination pacifier cigarette

Bumming a paci-rette off her outside the bar

Today’s wordlebot analysis YOUR GUESS MY PICKS QUEER 77 FURRY 99 QUEER was a good guess, but FURRY would have been more efficient.

Wordlebot encourages more direct communication

It’s like poison

What kind of liquor is Doritos liquor? The base of distilled pilsner malt is infused with a heap of Doritos chips. Then it's vacuum distilled, which helps preserve the delicate flavors during the process. The finished spirit clocks in at 42% ABV and it's crystal clear since it spends no time in aging barrels.

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It’s not identified as vodka per se, but maybe. Not smooth at all

I think if you added a packet of ranch seasoning to a bottle of your preferred vodka, the outcome would be better than this

Blood Mary sort of situation

False advertising

Doritos good

😊

I think people underestimate medieval peasants. They had to deal with a lot.

Definitely the latter

They are supposed to be incorporated already!

I consider this a compliment of the highest order 🙏

Someone whispering the words “nacho cheese” from the next room as you drink everclear