many such cases… Mini Eggs was particularly egregious for me

You know he’s a bad un if you are over 40 and have a memory or failing that, google. This is all theatre

sadly, it is. The reduced cocoa and use of palm oil is giving a funny metallic aftertaste

oh no they reduced cocoa and added loads of palm oil giving it a funny after taste

lmao

and now Cadbury’s is starting to taste the same because Kraft bought it

Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it? A little kombucha perhaps? I don't give a shit, I'm the megabiome, I do what I want. I'm having a fanta lemon. I'll swallow coins.

I'd forgotten this one, an important twitter text.

Considering it still has less people than before the Famine that is such a wild claim to make

All the Green candidates I’ve seen are at least two letters of LGBTQ maybe three

The Greens gained a seat from Reform in KENT. Yeah it’s Margate full of people who sold up in Walthamstow but STILL

yep!

yesss 🎉

The Irish far right are jokers “Ireland is FULL”

It very famously is NOT…

being post-industrial also means being post-knowing-anything-about-industry

people know about pottery from the film "ghost" and that's about it

Yep and I should know being born there 🫡

Which is a bit weird, seeing as Britain definitely considered pottery a real man's job not that long ago. There's a reason Stoke-on-Trent is known as The Potteries!

Get a bung: Making CARS. British STEEL. OIL subsidies
Don’t get a bung: pottery, higher education, social care

Your industry must be MACHO!

today is not that day!!!

picture: Range Rovers being assembled on an assembly line in a factory UK to give £380m grant to Tata battery factory in Somerset Investment in plant due to supply batteries to Jaguar Land Rover expected to boost economic growth and secure jobs Jasper Jolly Thu 9 Apr 2026 19.00 CEST The Somerset battery factory due to supply Jaguar Land Rover is to receive £380m in UK government funding as it pushes ahead with construction despite delays.

Tata profits last year were £3 billion.

WTF

knowing the area, I’m not surprised

Imports like… Dyson products?

The Dyson ‘Endless Whining’ system. An apparently genuine schematic showing how an early Dyson vacuum cleaner works, with a satirical text lampooning the public protestations of company founder James Dyson, as follows: "How Dyson works Dyson uses a patented 'Endless Whining' system to extract money from the UK to tax-havens across the globe. When blocked, the whining noise increases in newspaper articles and media appearances."

Not my own work.
W/alt text.

Yeah they largely don't have unmet material needs so it's pretty much wholly a 'psychological wage' situation

vicarious feelings of importance

I mean Keir Starmer called the Greens “nuts”

Meanwhile here’s Keir Starmer

James Ball was telling Black people on Twitter that to call Theresa May racist was a “delusion” amongst all the sad and wrong things he’s said (practically every post)

Centrist commentators like James Ball are much angrier about the rise of the Greens than they have ever been about Farage, mainly because it proves them wrong and makes them redundant.

Nooooo, that can't have happened? The top minds behind Blue Labour were astute enough to spot a permanent change in the political paradigm that had to be embraced by lurching further right.

And there was a clever bit about a 'lanyard class' or something 🤔

PinkNews bluesky account - has been blocked by “A Very British Bigotry” blocklist

Correct