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I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

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Pumpkin Spice Yuma

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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Sketch page of Zorak from Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast. Moltar, Brak, and Space Ghost are also there.

Sketch page of Zorak from Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast. Moltar, Brak, and Space Ghost are also there.

Another formative Blorbo for my Blorbo zine (I have 6 pages left to draw!)

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Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

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lmaooooooooo

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I will say the big difference between him putting all of his political beliefs in terms of Mario Kart and me when I do it is there are three women who haven’t walked out of the room when he does it

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Love, love, love this

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"I swear by Napoleon's Left Nipple Ring on Antiques Roadshow!"

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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon


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this is probably why there are so many furry buckaroos. i have yet to do a book tour without one or two furries showin up to prove love at a date or two

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incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

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Did you have a story about your family and the differences between a globe and map? I can't remember where I first saw that story or any other details.

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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And I'm his friend Doctor!

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Could Pope Leo run for president?

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Of Course the Virgin Mary Would Trample ICE Queer Catholic artist Libby Kercher depicts Mary trampling a serpent labeled ICE emphasizes Mary's role as the patroness of the oppressed.

"In every age, Christian art has wrestled with power—and in doing so, has revealed the pulse of a living faith."
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Orban's inability to prevent last year's Pride protests—attended by 300k despite being banned—was a turning point in his authoritarian grip of the country.

Queer people are always leading the fight against authoritarianism, as we are often its first targets. Never cower to fear.

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I figured I could try and remake and update the logo so here’s my take on it! If ya like it, I have stickers for sale in my shop of it! (And mugs and prints)

Starlinearts.com

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I was on my way to give friends that work night shift a ride home at 2am. A coyote was in the road so I rolled my window down and yelled, "Hey! That's not safe! Don't walk on roads!" And howled as I turned and it was very confused and ran back into the desert.

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Ollie the collie is asleep

Ollie the collie is asleep

The sleepus

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A small can with a pull top on a white background, white and gold label, only the "Canin" part of Royal Canin showing on the left, a picture of meat on the right.
Center label reads: Adult Chihuahua (then smaller print) Over 8 months old A partir de los 8 meses de edad breed health nutrition

A small can with a pull top on a white background, white and gold label, only the "Canin" part of Royal Canin showing on the left, a picture of meat on the right. Center label reads: Adult Chihuahua (then smaller print) Over 8 months old A partir de los 8 meses de edad breed health nutrition

A small can with a pull top on a white background, white and gold label, only the "Canin" part of Royal Canin showing on the left, a picture of meat on the right.
Center label reads: Adult Yorkshire Terrier (then smaller print) Over 10 months old A partir de los 10 meses de edad breed health nutrition

A small can with a pull top on a white background, white and gold label, only the "Canin" part of Royal Canin showing on the left, a picture of meat on the right. Center label reads: Adult Yorkshire Terrier (then smaller print) Over 10 months old A partir de los 10 meses de edad breed health nutrition

I keep getting dog food ads for cans that look like they're using small dogs as food

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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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How is @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social so good at this?

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Mets Instagram post of the Artemis splashdown being shown on the Jumbotron at Citi Field

Mets Instagram post of the Artemis splashdown being shown on the Jumbotron at Citi Field

The only thing Mets fans will see touch home tonight

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I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

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