if you call me "mtf" i will shoot you in the fucking face

theres like 4 things to change that would make me pass but none of them are simple smh

someone get his fine ass wife and the trans baddie away from this boring ahh moderate wing of fascisim goober

people don't talk enough about how great it is to be trans, once you get past the crushing dysphoria, the fact that an increasing number of the people in your country want you dead and the government repression, constantly working towards being your best and truest self gives life meaning.

the way its so casually brushed off that the US bombed an elementary school in Iran breaks my brain in the same way the epstein stuff being brushed off does.

how is anything other than this being talked about?

prolly just found it or smth

how has this dudes entire purpose for most of his adult life been sabre rattling for war with iran and he still hasn't thought of a believable lie to justify it?

mass civilian murder and bombing hospitals being described as "short comings that im not thrilled with" is fucking unhinged and just as bad as anything MAGA people have been saying.

"mass displacement" is just a pussy way to say ethnic cleansing.

if you hit your vape while we are fucking i will literally turn you into red mist

frotdog

they should kill john bolton while they're at it because its annoying getting to see him live his dream

i think they should kill bill clinton for raping children and they should kill donald trump for attempting to create a fascist dictatorship and likely also raping children, I am the true non partisan option

ye

someone please tell me steve martin isnt a cringelord

i aint giving up

ive tried the john bolton erection joke like 4 times and it never hits

John Bolton has died from blood loss due to the unprecedented amounts of blood needed to maintain his bulging erection right now.

a 12 year old with mentos and diet soda can sink US aircraft carriers

2001: notably dumb republican president attacks gulf nation under lies of WMDs to enact regime change and syphon oil.

2026: notably dumb republican president attacks gulf nation under lies of WMDs to enact regime change and syphon oil.

anyone else getting sick of these lazy remakes?

i got two nukes right here 💪💪

are you willing to die for a bunch of pedophiles and oil tycoons?

regime change forced by foreign actors never helps the people of the invaded nation, remember this when you see non stop media releases about what a bad and evil guy ayatollah khomeini apparently is while israel and the us levels entire communities

israel and the united states are the greatest evil plaguing the world.

all my villagers ugly tho :c

who up kirkin' they shit? (bleeding profusely from the neck)

noo id lose focus and feel bad

I wish the liberals who post this Tupac quote all the time would just dig a little deeper into his politics, and get the message.

$100 says trump doesnt even know the monroe doctrine was

if your commanding officer tells you to invade and kidnap the head of state of a sovereign nation and you don't shoot him in the fucking face, you should be hung publicly. Fuck the troops, every last one of them.