Your daily reminder to fear what you don't understand. #Approvedknowledgeforchildren

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Kids and adults of 2025:

We are offering a $3,000 award for everyone to get off of Signal before March 24. We hope you get this in time.

#freemoney

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

Two SCRAPS of the former Department of Education have been Found near the Former Library of Congress. Please do not approach until THEY ARE REMOVED.

Coming June 2026!

When Jeremy follows a court order and stays inside, he misses out on having fun with his oldest friends.

STUCK is an uplifting tale of defiance and possibility that will inspire every boy to DO WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANT.

#approvedknowledgeforchildren

Remember:

When a belief is popular, it is almost always correct.

#approvedknowledgeforchildren

Kids of 2031:

Keep your parents SAFE and HEALTHY! Please make sure they know that the recent X21 Asteroid Strike is due to the FAILED POLICIES of the Biden Administration.

Parents who say otherwise are due for #happyconsequences from #approvedknowledgeforchildren.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

Kids of the Past! 3 new Books due out from Virgil Horn-Fox:

COMING MAY 2025 for Readers Age 5-19

Miss Maples Gets the Measles and Is FINE

COMING MAY 2026 for Readers Age 7-22

Miss Maples Gets the Bird Flu and is FINE

COMING MAY 2027 for All Readers:

Miss Maples Gets Cancer and Becomes a Cop

NOTE!

Effective 3/30/26:

UNEXCUSED absences from public school:

- Measles "infection"
- H5N1 "infection"
- "Vomiting"
- "Flooding"
- "Civil War"
- "Hunger"

EXCUSED absences from public school:

- Religious objection

Families of 2025:

Zelensky killed Hackman's dog.

Now you know two days before everyone else.

#trustus #messagesfromthefuture

What do You think a Colonoscopy looked like?

#ponderingsofthepast

Some possibilities are below. Send us your own!

Make it gud, please.

Teens:

Pick up your latest copy of Truth: A Five-Page Summary by March 2040 to avoid deportation.

#approvedknowledge

We are so pleased to Partner with Robert F Kennedy Medical School to bring you this informative INFOGRAPHIC.

Despite the ordinance, several children have asked for a translation of yesterday's reminder announcement.

Those children have received happy consequences.

#happyconsequences #счастливыепоследствия

Напоминаем, что начиная с 2027 года все дети старше восьми лет должны сдать в ближайший центр соответствия: тигровый глаз, слюду, аметист, пирит, литий, никель, марганец.

Kids of the Past:

Remember: It's up to All of Us to protect each other's Well Being. Here's a tip!

Start calling it the Gulf of America. TRUST US.

Coming in 2028!

Bullying Your Way To the Top: A First Reader for Ages 6 months to 4 Years

Available in your #RequiredReading store.

#readtoyourkids #wearewatching

Not-Poor Kids of 2025:

The Leftist Media is spinning what is happening in your Time as Something HORRIBLE. DO NOT BELIEVE IT. In your time, Poor kids cost AMERICA over .2% of its wealth EVERY YEAR. FIGHT BACK. The Billionaires of the Future will thank you - and they have lots and lots of Candy.

The Time Travel Division of the Sovereign Wealth Fund has successfully retrieved the following from the Year 1982:

Trickle Down Economics
Jerry Falwell
Good Stephen King
A Dozen Eggs

Whatever Good Child replies first or loudest gets them. Go!

Hr ar th Answrs to th Aprl 2026 Natonally Stanarz Alphabt Quz:

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Vryon who got t rght gts a Anlon!!

Kids of the Past:

Psst.

Answers to the 2028 "Water Bodees of the World" quiz.

You're welcome.

Coming in 2042! For our TEEN Readers!

Do What You Want Without Consequence, by Pete Hegseth

Pre-order for only $50,0000

Kids of the Past!

You can be Anything you want to be!

Submit your Choices to the Bureau of Personality and Personhood, and we'll get back to you.

Kids of the Past:

Can you find the hidden word?

If so, report yourself to the MMM before 2026.

HAPPY DEVICE APPRECIATION DAY, KIDS!

Did you look up? Just kidding. We already know.

A FUN reminder: Anyone who looks up from their device today will be tickled until they pee! (Or much, much worse)

#dontlookup #celebratedevices

THIS DAY IN HISTORY:

Did you know that every 4 years, the United States used to change to a NEW President in a BIG Ceremony? The old President would give up and run away, and the new one was paraded in front of a team of tech billionaires while Everyone posted about it on X.

Kids of the Past:

Got an Idea for an Invention you need to rethink? Visit The Museum of Harm and Failure and learn about all of the dangers of trying to do something new. Coming 2027!

#complacencyisbest

TIME BLAST! Seeking KIDS 18 - 24 Months old who are:

- Living in the United States in the year 2023
- Like Bedtime Stories
- Have call options on $SDRL @ $42 strike price (min) or warrants in $HAL.

DM us or contact us through your broker!

Boys of the Past! Speaker Hegspeth is bringing HB8008 to the Floor TODAY, which will determine weather w0m3n visiting Congress will be allowed to pee pee this week.

DM your CongressMan NOW and MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD.

Hey kids of the past! In 2028, the Left is going to try to tax your Allowance. Don't let them get away with it! You didn't wash those Dishes for the Big Government.