Rome Odunze! 🙂

I mean my God what is in those files?

“I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent.”
Maybe you shouldn’t have been hanging onto a colleague by her boobs in a packed stadium if you expected privacy. #Astronomer

“…the fattest ass in professional sports”? WTF is wrong with you, Pat McAfee? #AllStarGame

ICYMI: The mind-boggling list of hundreds of #bannedbooks in Tennessee now includes Calvin and Hobbes by cartoonist Bill Watterson, They Called Us Enemy by @georgetakei.bsky.social, and The Complete Book of Cats by Rosie Pilbeam. More at: pen.org/magic-tree-h... #Caturday #Censorship

Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment

“No collusion”
“I won the election”
“She wasn’t my type”
“I never slept with her”
“It was a perfect phone call”
“We didn’t commit any fraud”
“I never paid her any hush money”
“There are no classified records here”

“There is no Epstein client list”

There are actually quite a few undocumented Russians in the US.

Anyone have any videos of ICE forcefully deporting them?

Or just the brown people?

No lie detected.

@mariners.com ! I love you to the moon and back, but this is TOTALLY stealing from the @cubsbot.bsky.social I’m a little embarrassed for you, TBH.

Fecking Clay Bennett.

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

Jenny Boo is a Pacers coach? I gotta start paying attention.

“Some days you’re the helicopter pilot, some days you’re Ed the zebra.”

Like this handsome fella?

Looks like someone had some cards after all.

#FACTS

Fans voice frustration as Bears stadium plans flip yet again The Bears are now signaling they will build in Arlington Heights, not the Museum Campus.

“It would be the first time in franchise history that the team wouldn't play in the city limits.”
NOPE! The Bears played one game at Dyche Stadium in Evanston, 1970.

Sure, let’s dissect the mental and physical acuity of the former president who sought to make lives in America better while minimizing the reality of a deranged arsonist dismantling the country we’ve known and loved. What a failure to meet this moment.

Outrageous.

OFFS. 🤦🏻‍♀️

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

“A shitlib?” Wow.

Apparently ABC is reporting Cubs. 🙂

Cubs or Sox, Pope Leo?