Spreading a rumor that they’re doing a Groundhog Day anime

If you give a dog a cig he’s gonna ask for a light

Yeah these guys are outside my house on the power lines. Yeah snooping, blackmail, and secret dossiers, again

Peter Kľúčik, Tolkien's Hobbit

Read Dai Dark, there's nothing like it. Nor is there anything like SFULTRA: Sean chasing down what makes a work of art itself instead of something else

boffins and eggheads are at work on a theory that kids love mario because he goes like 'wahoo' and 'lets go' a lot, and that's fun for them

He’s asking to bum a cig

Huffing the lint from the air purifier filter for a concentrated dose whenever I choose, while some of you are still just breathing loose particles whenever they happen to mosey in

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image i hadn't seen before of Sarabhai House (the Le Corbusier with a waterslide)

hes coming over to my house later and doing this

at some point in a dream last night someone i was talking to couldn't remember joe biden's first name. and i had to be like 'joe. joseph biden.'

I think, but can’t be certain, that when people write “*checks notes*” sometimes they aren’t actually checking real notes, it’s some kind of gag, joke, or bit

the cool uncle who always carries an extra cronenberg microplastics-snack-bar for his little nephews

This reminds me of when I had to tell willem dafoe and his date the seats next to me were taken at a screening of moonrise kingdom (my friends were late and I was already super anxious about saving their seats)

The forbidden blade

Mogged

Cutthroat Kitchen Winner Yells "I Won Chopped!" YouTube video by Fabrizfresh

youtu.be/6nROij9HXUQ?...

yankees8952: fuck it my life sucks. im climbing the Long Man
Riley_Xerox: Climb the Long Man. It takes 200 years
ViciousInfant: ascend. 200 years well spent imo
yankees8952: you guys clombed him before?
xNeuroXDragonx: Everyone here basically has climbed the Long Man dude
Riley_Xerox: Climb him

collages

Packing this equipment up and bringing it along on vacation and doing this in the hotel

Thrift store in 2005: a wonderland of insane deals on DVDs, cameras, men’s suits, leather goods, fabric
Thrift store in 2026: discarded redbubble gag gifts, a single display with foil pokemon cards guarded by armed security

“I second that emotion” is a…board meetings jargon wordplay??

any bootleggers

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damn

me and my neighbors are cooking the 3d car insurance general on a hibachi

Tell em to get a job