why are umbrellas the world's most loseable item

mayonnaise is just lotion for bread

WELCOME TO DREAMLAND! [First Dream: Session 1] YouTube video by saltcipher

my first dreamland video is now up :) THE VERY START!
youtu.be/2hLs7z6HGUI

I exist in a purgatory of always waiting for my crispy chicken wrap

*drinks milk* today i am visible

my ass forgot to set it to public. it's available NOW. LMAO

There's some stickers and keychains available currently and I will keep adding stuff as I experiment with their features. It's similar to fourthwall in that they take commission from the production, but instead of getting $0.20 from a $12 product, I should get $3-4.00!
So take a peek if you can :)

i have started a store on acggoods to see if it might be a better way to bridge the gap between selling art on kofi and POD merch on fourthwall. Options are limited so far, but I'm impressed with the company's interest in sustainability so i'm trying it out!
acggoods.com/store/saltci...

open my mouth and salamanders start pouring out specifically the lungless salamander they ate all my oxygen i'm drowning

Attention every artists!!

ACGGOODS is here!!

#wooacry #artistbusiness

google search: how to make money and be happy at the same time

they cast me to play every character in zootopia (MyVoiceZoo) YouTube video by saltcipher

new petition to get me in zootopia 3
youtu.be/L08BmogkFI8

😃

Pee your pants, fang

You can be a winner too

bingo card where every square says "piss my pants"

easy win.

Twitch Twitch is the world

i'm playing my voicezoo for the first time surely this will be a calm and normal experience
www.twitch.tv/saltcipher

tcg shop run by a guy named broman dudechad

she cten on my phore till i comb jelly

Get adopted at Applebees

Why the fuck did they make generative AI public and widespread before mass producing a robot that changes your bedsheets for you

SECOND DREAM OF DREAMLAND SMP!!
www.twitch.tv/josiewizard www.twitch.tv/justjaxper www.twitch.tv/thekingofsta... www.twitch.tv/ggabraxas

dermiphagy is a beautiful name for a baby boy

Friend of mine did too so I feel its right to blame it lmao

Just acted as a reminder to myself that social media is public and people will fill gaps with their own agenda to make things more relatable!

Deleted my last post because it got more traction than I wanted. It was intentionally vague, but about my grandma passing yesterday.
It wasn't an invitation for conversation.

Obviously.

Im 1 yr older than pokemon

THANK YOU!!

A BIG RAT CROSSED MY PATH!!!!! BEST BDAY GIFT EVER