How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

The headline is The Onion wins, but the whole story is really good. Bravo @pablo.show 👏 youtu.be/jC7cZU5_hsU?...

Schmetz planting Cristian as a CB in Poch’s mind

Death, taxes, and the Mariners losing

Not enough

I’m glad the grass looks good, first match on it, hopefully it’s keep this nice

That Nike shoulder thing is fugly

Statue of Ichiro outside with broken bat

Your 2026 Seattle Mariners!

Going to be a parked bus with lots of dirty bunkering in Seattle. We play so well against the bunker too. /s

This defensive clearance as offensive tactic is not working

I wonder if that shot is going to end up on the Artemis 2 radar

HAAAHAHAHAAA BALL DON’T LIE

Lainez v Nouhou

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., attends a news conference in the U.S. Capitol. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

Motion to change the name of goals to Pauls

Bets on extra long weather delay halftime

Ah so that’s the April fool

Midfield turns it over, doesn't track back to play defense

Outclassed

It’s a ferry, not just any boat

They even blocked an effort to pay TSA workers. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

Tino saves the game, again

Reign look awful

Gotta sign him @soundersfc.com

CONCACAF uses a line drawn VAR system, while MLS uses a ref and a crystal ball on the sideline that takes 10 minutes system

Cubas fouled guys so hard he hurt himself

Some of the most conservative people I’ve ever met openly hate military and ex-military. They see it as a handout.

Love to see it

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

two men are standing next to each other in the desert talking to each other . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in the desert talking to each other .

Sounders & Reign