🫨-he/they of the day

So there’s this MOTHER

Oh I bet

All men are hot all women are beautiful

I am a PROFESSIONAL diplomat (derogatory)

WOW

Same

Soon

I need to see this movie

Oh I bet @bigfarmy.bsky.social

Oh

its all ive ever wanted

you also can throw napkins off the balcony

Lovers

MOTHER

I’d rather be an old doctor in my 40s than a practicing lawyer in my 30s!