(coworkers reacting with laughing emojis to my slack messages) This is great. I am going to get a good grade in being a coworker, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve,

In Article About Horrific Shooting That Killed Eight Children, Forbes Lets Readers Place Bets About Gun Control In a story about a mass shooting that left eight children dead, Forbes is encouraging readers to bet on the news with fake money.

Forbes is gamifying news about the horrific mass shooting in Shreveport, LA this weekend, encouraging readers to bet on the likelihood of gun regulation with fake money via its "ForbesPredict" feature.

Eight children were murdered in the shooting.

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I know everyone is bitter, frustrated and traumatized. The world is growing increasingly unhinged by the day and the economy is squeezing us tighter every moment.

But the least we can do is hold fire until we know what we're shooting at. Don't go lashing out at everything based on gut feelings.

A Florida woman is facing charges after using a kayak in a mall fountain while dressed as a pirate and shouting orders at shoppers. Headshot shows a woman with spiky blond hair and an eyepatch

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

Fave visual trick in Halo 1: swapping out the warthog tire texture for a blurry one when they're spinning fast. Fake motion blurrrr

Vandal
#marathon

the obligate parasite of tomorrow’s me hath shown itself at my door, chittering with hunger (i am sleepy but dont wanna)

too nice to be a tsundere, too mean to be a moeblob

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Yo, this is INCREDIBLE

Holy shit

a black and white digital pencil drawing of OPs character Sona, a person with dog ears and tail, wings, and a halo around their neck. they are curled up against themself tugging at their tattered wing with discarded feathers scattered around them

pterotillomania

Moves Of the Diamond Hand - Early Access Trailer YouTube video by cosmoddd

Rolling dice on a city block once more. Moves Of The Diamond Hand comes to Steam Early Access, April 13.
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Massacre Girl, Known Killer {2}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Human Assassin Menace Creatures you control have wither. (They deal damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card. “‘Did I do it?’ You’ll have to be more specific.” 4/4 Illustrated by Billy Christian

Oh yes, your Skullclamp resolves

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

Ecclesiastes is the fine hammered steel of woe. “All is vanity.” ALL.

Beware of enlisting in your vigilant fisheries any lad with lean brow and hollow eye

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

Seriously tho I’m totally fine just having a rough one. ❤️ Something in my head just gets restless and distraught about the fact that people hurt each other so senselessly.

Good god Akira shot me DEAD. Ow. Ow ow ow ow. What an inconvenient week to be starsick*

*it’s not mania. >:{ probably be more fun (and wayyyyy more destructive) if it was lol

It’s just the oh god oh god oh god oh god of the mortal coil, you know? Now with nausea and things moving just out of view!

@adeletwingart.bsky.social had posted a picture of a cross stitch piece that resonated with me and inspired the small writing for this video. The video wanted to come out of my head.

Than you for the inspiration 😊

Oooh I like this a lot! Singularities and cosmic stuff have been emotional touchpoints for me for a very long time so this kinda thing tends to really speak to me

Sometimes you write poetry that youre not really sure about

…that’s a lie, no one’s ever sure about their poetry. It’s a feature of the medium - few things are more intimate and revealing than the ways we bend and twist language, and poetry’s all about making a balloon animal of it

Yall this girl had no idea it was easter when she said this to me after brunch

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Game dev is really just you saying

“Man I love video games SO much that I think it’d be sick if I played them 10x less than I want to”