We were doing cat of the week for a while but Carmen basically always loses cos she’s full of rage and Marge has no brain cells

Baddies love big guys too 🫶

I do bodyshame carmen constantly though (chubsy wubsy, tubby lumpkins, things of that nature)

wow so there’s a hierarchy

If she’s paedoweasel what’s the other one

It’s the ideal male form imo. Even the hair works

I don’t like it when I find Bill hot

great

Paedoweasel is insane

Often just ends up being more like this

I’m sure some 14 year old boys in a skatepark somewhere would be susceptible to it

Now that would be silly

You just do one of those closed mouth screams on the inhale. It’s fine

This is my brush: nug of weed with red hairs This my paint: the autism spectrum in a rainbow blob with smaller text i can't read This is my canvas: the bluesky butterfly

Goddamnit

feel like the fucked up dad from coraline 🫩

happy 20th of april

Choir Boy - "I'll Always Let You Down" (Official Video) YouTube video by Dais Records

Omg they’re back

@tinycats.bsky.social they made a statue for you

About bloody time

tidy*

Nice, I need to today but cba. This is my first attempt at gardening so the fuckers better live

I feel you tbh, place feels infected with horrible cunts

Yeah exactly

Also just more funny stuff to dilute the scolds. Bluesky is like 99% scolds lol

Would argue Twitter actually had better vibes on the whole

Round brown and white tabby sitting cuddling a pair of jeans on a bed. You can’t see her face but you can tell by the ears she knows I’m there

Brown and white tabby, not too dissimilar to the worm from the labyrinth, cuddling with jeans on a bed and looking at the camera

When you’ve been rumbled canoodling with jeans 🫣

Can’t remember what they all are but flowers for the borders

Operation less clatty garden has commenced

Planted some stuff. Everything’s probably gonna die but it does feel like it’s probably good for you

I hope I haven’t retired out of the dick sucking factory by then 🤞🤞🤞