Good morning cool cats

Not if you are pure of heart

Obviously not nearly as bad as a hangover, but still you still feel it

I’ve been sober for over a year now and I would like to dispel a myth - you still wake up feeling shit after partying all night

Time for another gruelling 8 hours of wiggling my mouse to show Teams I’m still active

May I see them?

Bluesky: hey you have notifications!
Me: cool, let me see
Bluesky: nah

I’m doing gods work

I told my doctor, “I feel depressed at work.”
She says, “Whenever I’m depressed at work, I go see the funniest boy in the office.”
I say, “But, Doctor…”

I got you

I love GURPS. I want you to love GURPS too. It’s so much fun. We should play it sometime.

The pill scene from the Matrix where Morpheus offers Neo the blue pill or the red pill.

Take the red antidepressant, and you’ll gain insomnia and erectile dysfunction.
Take the blue antidepressant, and you’ll lose your sex drive and gain weight.

Also both antidepressants give you insomnia and make you gain weight.
Also dry mouth.

Choose wisely.

This is amazing. Thank you!

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community! 🏳️‍⚧️

“Why would she walk home alone?”

Today is the 30th anniversary of #SteamedHams! My favorite slice of cultural metamorphosis. If you'd like some unforgettable music to go with your unforgettable luncheon, may I suggest @marcwithac.bsky.social's Steamed Hams LP, which I designed that art for? marcwithac.bandcamp.com/album/steame...

Aw hell yeah that sounds lovely

Pretty dang good. How about you?

Spicy Mango “Woke” Attitude

I prefer working from the office and being a social butterfly, but sometimes the WFH vibes just hit right

I've known Hastur for 15 years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with.

The lies linking me with Cthulhu need to end today. I've never been friends with Cthulhu. I never had a relationship with Cthulhu or his accomplice, Nyarlathotep. The human sacrifices I made to Nyarlathotep cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence.

His fit is 10/10

Yeah of people could stop making workout vids at the gym while I’m in the background struggling for dear life on the stair master, that’d be great

I had a work meeting with the army. They were in uniform. Opened by saying, “don’t you hate it when your coworkers pick the same fit as you?”
Zero laughs. We are wasted on these people.

I feel like we should all support AI girlfriends to keep these creeps indoors

A Canberra Times article about how easy it is to find illegal tobacco

Fucking narc…

Opossums Bestie, Idont think I can girlboss @possum_stealer under these conditions

tuesday

Dude this looks amazing