A split image shows, at the top, a group of young athletes celebrating on an outdoor court as a teenage boy in a red basketball jersey raises a gold trophy while teammates cheer with their arms in the air. Below, three U.S. Marines in dress blue uniforms and white caps stand in a formal portrait, facing forward with medals displayed on their chests.

I see we are gearing up to recruit child soldiers now. This advertisement being sent to a sophomore makes me ill, literally.

I’m confused - who exactly is getting punished by these new 15% tariffs? Are they only applied to SCOTUS imports?

Did the onion stop doing funny fake news? Because this is just yesterdays straight news all day long.

Don’t even get caught up in trumps senile rage bait. MF thinks Archie was the role model, not the object lesson.

Insane in the membrane.

It’s both real AND a joke. Amazing.

Only if those 30 dems are willing to shut the door on this gerrymandering nonsense forever.

@schwarzenegger.bsky.social appreciated your take on gerrymandering, hope you’re up for terminating it in Texas.

Ozzy forever.

He’s not wrong, but he is in the wrong side of the effect.

Idk if I’m the left, but I definitely didn’t promote any racist lies on the internet and didn’t kidnap anyone who had unsympathetic pictures on their phone today. Am I evil?

Interesting CTA - seems to have worked, maybe even intentionally accidently?

Case in point: www.google.com/search?apps=...

Yeah the algo starts off in the worst place. It’s fucking weird.

🤔 Price controls by government threat?! Now why didn’t anyone think of that? Genius.

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

Every time I use an emoji now, it feels like I’m doing national security work. 🔥

So I’m wondering what that would mean for @bsky.app and especially for users who self host. Would be great if you guys issued a POV on that.

Words smurds - stop making sense. They have, and tbf they seem to be on to something.

Well, it’s just so they can get a Deepseek opinion on it and compare it to a Grok opinion and a ChatGPT opinion. You know, just to see. What could go wrong?

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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

From Around the Horn:

Hero post of the day.

Wow. This was totally unexpected.

I mean, there’s no reason a separate un-monitored internet service in the whitehouse is a problem.

Tesla logo with the words “Stand” above the logo, and “And Bend Over For Tesla” beneath the logo. The logo is red and the background is black. This is a take off of the popular “Stand with Tesla” design popular on x.com.

Isn’t this the OPSEC breach game that maps locations? Cool.

@morgfair.bsky.social of you could share the petition, or take a look at this story, it would be amazing.

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Restore Vital International Education and Exchange Funding Text SIGN PTURMT to 50409 to send this to your officials.

And please please sign the petition.

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Self-Medicating: More Than Half of At-Home Ketamine Users Misuse the Treatment 1 in 5 respondents reported using psychedelic drugs for the purpose of self-treating anxiety, depression, or other mental illnesses.

Agree, but the guy has issues. For him any psychedelic use would lead to the same outcome - reinforced grandiosity & delusion.

“Mental health therapies should only be used in the way peer-reviewed studies for clinical validation have deemed them safe,” - www.psychiatrictimes.com/view/self-me...