Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

trying to double check official stats on MLSsoccer dot com is no longer reliable. Diego Luna scored last night. His profile page on the league site says he didn't.

It's such mind numbingly basic stuff. These mistakes are so small time.

I, too, have repeatedly found that the MLS official website is no longer a reliable source of MLS statistics and information.

1. Metanire
2. Duncan
3. Jerry
4. …Alan Benitez??

All the MLS guys the Loons signed this past offseason were ABSOLUTE STEALS

Chancalay - HIGHWAY ROBBERY
Duncan - MIGHT BE OUR BEST RB IN MLS HISTORY*
Callender - THE BETTER DSC

*All love to Jerry, but it’s not exactly a high bar to clear.

#MNUFC

Alejandro Bedoya walked over from the bench, intercepted the Gaudreau family before they walked off the field and greeted each of them personally. A classy gesture from the Union captain

Parachutist stuck on VT scoreboard

is this good

Incredible news

real stat in today's Sports! newsletter

Exactly one year ago today:

we know

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Hugo Picard has Lord Farquad hair. #USOpenCup

He’s the first one I want tried

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!"

The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

My god. Essential, horrifying reporting here.

"Our job is to create community and bring communities together."

A message from our winner of the inaugural St. Pauli Peace Prize: @wesburdine.bsky.social of The @blackhartstp.com

i bet this goes crazy if you’re a dumbass

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

With the No. 2 pick of the WNBA Draft, the Minnesota Lynx select Olivia Miles!

2026 #WNBADraft presented by State Street Investment Management SPY

Hey, so this is cool. I’ve got a Peace Prize too, you fascist ass.

Tornado watch includes southern Minnesota until 10 p.m. Severe storms likely across southern Minnesota and parts of Wisconsin Monday evening.

Here we go. 🌪️
Tornado watch for southern Minnesota (just south of MSP) into northern Iowa/Wisconsin until 10 p.m. tonight.
Stay alert for warnings tonight!
MSP will see some storms but biggest severe risk is south.
#mnwx #wiwx #iawx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

The federal government has agreed that the Pride flag can fly at the Stonewall National Monument in Manhattan — reversing its decision to remove it and dealing a blow to the Trump admin's nationwide assault on diversity initiatives.

FC St. Pauli | FC St. Pauli awards Peace Prize – supporting civil… FC St. Pauli has presented the Peace Prize for the first time. With this award, the club honors individuals and initiatives that actively stand for…

FC St. Pauli presents the Peace Prize in the US for the first time. The award honors individuals and initiatives that stand for solidarity, participation, and respectful coexistence. The first recipient is Wes Burdine, owner of the Black Hart of Saint Paul in Minnesota.

#fcsp

My Loons Player Ratings
San Diego 1-2 MNUFC
Sat Apr 11 2026
MLS Regular Season
San Diego CA

GREAT: Duncan, Yeboah
GOOD: Callender, Markanich, Pereyra, Chancalay
OK: Diaz, Dugan, Romero, Triantis, Gene, Padelford, Harvey, Hlongwane, Trapp
BAD: Dieng
WOOF: -

RE-SIGNED 🚨

Courtney Williams has re-signed with the Minnesota Lynx!

Transactions presented by State Street Investment Management SPY

#WNBAFreeAgency