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Posts by Shaun

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Alright stop...

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After 30 minutes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Getting the treats ready for trick or treat...

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I Pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt...

Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the train it seems pretty painful...

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Beto missed this btw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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#Partey

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In a span of 17 years 114 people died in accidents while at the gym...

In the same 17 years only one man died while eating a donut...

Life is about the choices you make...

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Thomas Partey is no longer an unnamed male from north London...

He's now a named man from north London...

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The amount of pointless hate over there...

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Probably be about more....

Done with the other place...

Deleted the app etc...

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Morning...

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It's awful... just full of hate...

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In Britain we call it a lift in America they call it an elevator...

I suppose we are raised differently....

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Independence Day today...

Honestly only America could have a day off to celebrate a movie…

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I've deleted the app...

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Honestly people over there just hate for no reason....

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I cba with X anymore...

So many woke virgins with so much hate for people they will never meet...

All for attention...

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What a shit colouring book...

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My favourite teacher at school was Mr Turtle....

I can’t believe how much he taught us..

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So texted the Mrs..

Said send me a picture of your tits...

She replied no way...

So I said sorry wrong number...

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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked...

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If you've never tried blindfold archery...

You don't know what you're missing...

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Three years ago my doctor told me l was going deaf...

I haven't heard from him since...

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What is a four-letter word with a small laugh in the middle....

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This is your captain speaking...

We are now flying over 20,000 feet...

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I told my Mrs she was drawing her eyebrows too high...

She looked surprised...

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I met my mrs at a singles night...

I was surprised because I thought she was home with the kids...

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Amal and Juan are identical twins...

Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet...

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal..

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt...

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...

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