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Posts by Shaun
After 30 minutes ππ
Getting the treats ready for trick or treat...
I Pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt...
Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the train it seems pretty painful...
Beto missed this btw ππ
In a span of 17 years 114 people died in accidents while at the gym...
In the same 17 years only one man died while eating a donut...
Life is about the choices you make...
Thomas Partey is no longer an unnamed male from north London...
He's now a named man from north London...
The amount of pointless hate over there...
Probably be about more....
Done with the other place...
Deleted the app etc...
Morning...
It's awful... just full of hate...
In Britain we call it a lift in America they call it an elevator...
I suppose we are raised differently....
Independence Day today...
Honestly only America could have a day off to celebrate a movieβ¦
I've deleted the app...
Honestly people over there just hate for no reason....
I cba with X anymore...
So many woke virgins with so much hate for people they will never meet...
All for attention...
What a shit colouring book...
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My favourite teacher at school was Mr Turtle....
I canβt believe how much he taught us..
So texted the Mrs..
Said send me a picture of your tits...
She replied no way...
So I said sorry wrong number...
When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
I was shocked...
If you've never tried blindfold archery...
You don't know what you're missing...
Three years ago my doctor told me l was going deaf...
I haven't heard from him since...
What is a four-letter word with a small laugh in the middle....
This is your captain speaking...
We are now flying over 20,000 feet...
I told my Mrs she was drawing her eyebrows too high...
She looked surprised...
I met my mrs at a singles night...
I was surprised because I thought she was home with the kids...
Amal and Juan are identical twins...
Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet...
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal..
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt...
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...