Heads up: The “golden age” is for Trump and his cronies, not for you…

Incoming: MAGA sheep incessantly bragging about how Trump “ended” the war with Iran…

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Trump: Cue the Cuban (ignore the strait) war

Sounds about white…

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Not sure how @atrupar.com does it. "Real" journalists have checked out for the weekend & he's continuing to document the madness of King Don. (& none of the madness will be reported anywhere else.)

🤣 it’s because she didn’t give back his tip after the cameras stopped rolling 😂

🧐 isn’t that the place where you have to show your ID to buy things?

Mike: We need more Christianity in government

Also Mike: The Pope needs to keep his Christianity out of the government

JD Basically: We want religion in our government but not you - I mean, what does the Pope know anyway? He should stay quiet and let us drive the divine narrative (to fit our agenda).

…or… she could have had healthcare 🤷‍♂️

Ossoff: "Iran's ballistic missiles and drones are not destroyed. The regime is intact, along with its ability to throttle the global energy supply. Along with its stockpile of highly enriched uranium, which it only assembled after Donald Trump shredded President Obama's Iran deal."

Trump: 😭 “you didn’t block the strait, I blocked the strait” 😭 “now open the strait!” 😭

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🤔 have Republicans finally figured out how to get rid of Trump without appearing that they’ve gone against him?

i.e. keep MAGA, dump Trump…

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MAGA: “It’s so unfair that Iran’s being so mean to us” 😭

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The United States lost the war with Iran and is now also forcing the rest of the world to pay the reparations the US owes.

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

😂🤣 DO IT 🤣😂

meme with photos of Trump I make a stupid decision -> something really bad happens -> I convince my followers the problem is now magically solved -> I reverse my stupid decision

a visual depiction of Fox News's commentary tonight

He’s backed himself into a corner and it’s hard to see a rational off-ramp that satisfies his ego. Yes, it’s bad… Very bad.

“You’re gonna do the whole big trip to Mars” — Trump to the Artemis II crew

MAGA: ‼️ The constitution isn’t to be interpreted, it’s inforced WORD FOR WORD ‼️

Also MAGA: 😉 The constitution was written a long time ago and we have to balance their intent with today’s situation 😉

Basically: “We’re racists but you can’t regulate our guns”

We don’t have to be there… So why are we there? 🙄

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NASA > SpaceX

Note: No unscheduled rapid disassembly…

…so we’re leaving then? 🙄

“We did this and we don’t know how to get out of it! HELP!”