Trump says "The Pope is weak on crime"

I say "it’s not the Pope’s fault you’re not in prison Donald"

It’s like they don’t remember the ditto coloring pages of cash crops.

Cat-spreading. 😼

💯

This👇

Trump launches website for his $1M Gold immigration card The president promises a ‘direct path to citizenship’ with a six-figure ‘gift’ to the US government

Does that mean extortion doesn’t come in Bronze or Platinum levels yet?
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Frequently, yes. Easily, not really. She has too many tells, like the nervous blinking thing. 🙃

Apparently, being “not a crook” is a spectrum.

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Though at least Jeep peeps receive rubber ducks vs the torches and pitchforks given to Tesla owners. 😏🐥

Sadism is quite a motivator.

Is this a trick question?

That is a ☕️🍸 I hope. Desperate times call for fortified beverages…. 😉

Maybe it’s time to fish out the boxes of cds from the basement. Smh

Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.

The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing

Huh? Did the inflatable penis spit at them or something? 🤔

Imagine if they combined horror with superheroes! Dreamgirl vs Freddy. Sentry vs Michael Myers. 🤪

It’s almost like he uses women and discards them when they have served his purposes.

Alice's Restaurant Massacree YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic

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Been thinking about this song a lot lately

Not even a new plane. Makes you wonder what a brand-new jet would have gotten them.

Yikes! They have been too successfully safe. You know what that means… 🐸☕️🦄🍩 #portlandisnotburning

a woman is wearing a plaid shirt and says on wednesdays we wear pink ALT: a woman is wearing a plaid shirt and says on wednesdays we wear pink

Must have been a Thursday.

a group of skeletons are glowing in blue light ALT: a group of skeletons are glowing in blue light

Only if you’ve seen these guys.

At the very least, you won’t have to worry about that pesky old fluoride! /s 😉

Forget optimism; here’s operational toughness. READ this before you go to sleep. Hard times are coming...read this before they arrive. Every paragraph is a weapon for your mindset. You'll thank me later. 👇

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JFC, man! Take a break and hydrate at least. This is a marathon, not a sprint. 😂

a group of men standing next to each other with one saying " i get older they stay the same age .. " ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with one saying " i get older they stay the same age .. "

Alright, alright, alright.

According to FOTUS, the few stores that are left are made of plywood. Was straw or sticks not
available? 🐖🐖🐖

In brighter news, the Portland frogs are representing. 💚🐸

You know, signs of alcohol poisoning start at BAC 0.16-0.30%. I.e, don’t play this at home, kids. 😉