They’re really running out of superhero names.

The collection continues
#StormÉowyn

A storm is a great time to steal a trampoline from a garden.
They'll assume it blew away.
But they won't look in case it killed someone.

Elons Nazi salute is turning into that viral white and gold dress, except one answer makes you a fucking prick

Yep it’s a scam. Pretty nasty one too.

The night is still young my love

Someone in the flats had a trampoline.
Had…

What kind of biscuits though?

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To my wonderfully generic person…

We’re planning on doing the old Orient Express route. Murder is optional.