You know that episode of Buffy where evil trio magic guy wishes himself into being the hero of every story? This is like that. Only somehow much, much sadder.

Nefarious.

His acting took us (and him) to the heights of...

This probably doesn't make a lot of sense. And I know I'm dancing around saying something, but just needed to post something in a current rare moment of lucidity.

Basically Warren Zevon's motto of "enjoy every sandwich".

While you can.

Maybe just your ability to enjoy them fully. Because of a weird unforeseen thing that places limits on those enjoyments.

And makes doing even little things harder.

Making you empathize all the more the people who go through hardships--physically, mentally, financially, whatever.

The people around you.

The things you have.

Don't put off to another day to tell them that you care about them, to take your doggo for a walk, to finally finishing that garden you started but kept getting distracted. Because before you realize it, it might be gone.

Maybe not physically.

I know the world is on fire right now, but wanted to post something through my current brain fog.

I know it's hard, sometimes to slow down and take time, sometimes to just be in a position financially, sometimes just because, but while you can, take time to cherish the things you do have.

If not, I've managed to book a doctor's appointment later in the week anyway. I'll go to urgent care if it gets worse. Not fun.

I've also got a ridiculous pain in my lower back that wraps around my hip. Not sure if it's because I slept on it wrong or what. I can barely walk and it's sometimes painful even to sit. I ordered some muscle relaxant/pain reliever to see if that helps.

I couldn't stop shivering on Saturday night. Not sure what caused it, happened again this morning. I don't think I have a fever, didn't eat anything I shouldn't, didn't come in contact with anyone sick. It's left me pretty weak and tired. Dehydrated, though I'm working on that.

a man wearing sunglasses , a scarf and a bandana is smiling . Alt: a man wearing sunglasses , a scarf and a bandana is smiling and dancing

Hopefully they also get to meet T-Pain.

My sister had a Playstation, but I never did.

I now associate it with FF7, but back then the one thing she played again and again was Spyro.

Brody King always puts the seat back down.

Eat a few humans. Maybe go on a rampage.

a man with a beard is holding a bloody hand in the dark Alt: a man with a beard is holding a deformed bloody hand in the dark

Well that's probably not good...

Imagine a French James Bond.

Talking heads again suggesting that the Democrats move further to the right still miss the fact that it never works. Republicans won't vote for a "conservative" Democrat, they'll just vote for the Republican.

(Ignoring the fact that you could argue both parties already are right wing.)

Maybe the real Mercy of the 2026 movie was that Rebecca Ferguson left Chris Pratt alive?

"Word has it that semi-famous media personality's child will be doing the heavy lifting for the writing."

"What if instead of MJF vs. Kenny we have Tony Shalhoub punch Rhea Perlman right in the face? RIGHT. IN. THE. FACE. I don't care if she's 78."

No, Gibberish shut down in 2016.

How well do hot cakes actually sell?

A chili cheese dog qualifies as a taco.

And Citizen Kane

Casablanca