Ilia Malinin, Anastasia Gubanova, Mariia Ignateva and Danijil Szemko looking ridiculous. Ilia is wearing a sheer black tank top with a man purse and a long black skirt

@fuggirls.bsky.social I want to alert you that the figure skating World Championships now have an awards show with a red carpet

That was the best Charlene and Marco performed that crappy program that they inexplicably didn't change after the GP

It's not going to happen because this is ice dance but Fear/Gibson beating FB/C would be so damn funny

MY French champions L/B's Daft Punk was so refreshing after all that Ricky Martin

Getting buried by the judges in your hometown - I'm sorry Olivia Smart

Saulison should go into first - better program, perfectly skated, not threatening to sue any of their former partners

Under 80? The Finns were robbed

I wish T/V had picked music that wasn't the same Ricky Martin songs that the judges have already heard a dozen times, because that could have gone into first

You should be allowed one error if you skate to Spice Girls in England

This wild Thai ice rink is the perfect venue for Anthony Paradis. He ate that from a PCS standpoint. Can we get Rio's hot Dad to give him a jumping lesson while he's there? #JGPFigure

I hope the lasting result of this competition will be an Aaron Kim- Anthony Paradis diva alliance #JGPFigure

Tired: falling to the lyric "falling"
Wired: getting up to the lyric "get back up" #JGPFigure

Mark is so real for shouting out Sonja Hilmer's change of directions salchow-combo #JGPFigure

So many MC Hammers, so few Hammer pants #JGPFigure

How did the nation of Nathan and Ilia end up with a crop of sensitive, artistic boys who can't land a short program jump? (said with love) #JGPFigure

I think this talented Belgian 13 year-old may have supplanted Nina Pizzarone as the World's Youngest Skater #JGPFigure

I enjoyed working with you back in the Xfinity days. I loved TVLine. You and Michael built something great, and I'm sure your next endeavor with be equally great.

Okay Rio, that was worth getting up in the middle of the night for. Skating to Yuma's music, with a killer quad sal - a lovely homage #JGPFigure

Well, damn. I think Grayson Long just sent Keegan back to Alaska #JGPFigure

Jiyu has unbelievable artistic maturity for a 13 year-old. I'm now a fan #JGPFigure

Angela Shao, you are the moment. Please get a new coach so you can reach your potential. #JGPFigure

IDC, I'd put Anna Gerke into first place. Left no crumbs #JGPFigure

Titanic is the one warhorse that always goes hard #JGPFigure

Sherry Zhang, queen of the freeskate comeback #JGPFigure

On one hand this male hard-rock cover of Zombie is an abomination; on the other, I love it when skaters dare to challenge the "skate only to singers of your gender" convention - I like your vibe Hannah Frank! #JGPFigure

I'm delighted to learn that Rio's parents starred in a real-life reboot of The Love Boat #JGPFigure

Why is group 3 of this men's Junior Grand Prix randomly the Olympics? #JGPFigure

Mark, just admit you were listening to The Runthrough's pairs lore. We love you because you're one of us. #JGPFigure

Angela Shao is such a beautiful skater. I hope Tammy Gammill doesn't wreck her potential #JGPFigure

These junior girls are eating the seniors up in tech with these backloaded combos! The confident result of not spending any years feeling like they've got no shot against the Russians? #JGPFigure