It’s a fun one!

BREAKING: Donald Trump just boosted Democrats’ chances of taking the House.

He said the quiet part out loud, “fair elections” means he loses power.

That’s not a warning, that’s a confession.

#FUDJT from the PNW!

He only cared about ONE thing...how it looked on TV. Enough has been said regarding the impossible healing job...not enough said about the depravity it takes to kill your followers to make good television.

The Fraud's Prayer:
Our Father, who art in the White House,
hallowed be thy combover;
thy blingdom come;
thy will be dumb;
In Washington as you are in Florida.
Give us this day our daily round of golf.
And forgive us our insider trading,
as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

Keep Walking The Walk,Mayor Mamdani.......

Yup. 💯 right.
Point 2. is our love affair with celebrities. It’s maddening how the dipshits bought that Apprentice bullshit. Mark Burnett is as much at fault for this as anyone.

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What would Charlie have thought about that? She still won’t go into the basement that he had forbidden her to enter.

He’s actually not registered for either party. He’s not the brightest bulb and he’s been spoon fed misogynistic bullshit his whole life. Critical thinking is not his forte.

Screenshot taken.

I’m a rebel and I’ll never be any good.

“Iran and China, if you’re listening, maybe you can hack and release the unredacted Epstein documents…”

Here we are, another batshit day in the batshittiest timeline ever, in the batshittiest country on the planet. Yay, us.

My BFF’s husband didn’t vote. He hates Trump but doesn’t think Harris “has enough experience.” The AG of California. The Senate. The VP.
And that in a nutshell is institutionalized misogyny.

Squeaker of the House has some work to do in his backyard.

Not an immigrant. Not a drag queen. Not a trans person.

Just a homegrown homicidal lunatic with a full clip and the weight of the NRA behind him.

Well fucking done, people.

Every white woman in my orbit voted Harris. The men, too.

Middle Age Riot @middleageriot I block Trump trolls for the same reason I scrape dog shit off my shoes: not because I'm "afraid" of dog shit, but because dog shit has no inherent value, creates a huge mess, and makes everything smell like dog shit. Trump trolls: to clarify, in this analogy, you are dog shit.

The grift never ends:

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🌊💙 ☮️ #PamelasSundaySanity

There is NOTHING Christian in or about RICH pastors. 👀 !!

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Trump! Hegseth!
What do you say?
How many civilians will you kill today?

Another example of both things being true.

bob the builder is holding a hammer and asking can we fix it ? ALT: bob the builder is holding a hammer and asking can we fix it ?

Bob knows.

I was just thinking that the next President needs to sanction and siege all of Elon Musk's wealth upon arrest in order to refund not only USAID but also to fund a new social security program.

Hey, man… if Sec Pete was to ever come to MY town I’d vault over kids and seniors to get into the venue.

Actually… he was one of three riders that warned the locals that the Regulars were coming. All the colonies were British citizens.
His name was the only one that fit into the poem.

Only. The. Best. People.

Can we place bets on the day of his inevitable exit?

Honestly, he’s lasted longer than I thought he would.