this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
RFK Jr. really not beating the allegations that he’s a tulpa created from the sins of the Kennedy Family and kept alive by an increasingly elaborate series of animal and human sacrifices
He absolutely ate it
Grunt flipping is illegal there
Today is the day where we'll get yet another opportunity to put US legislators and their words to the test. How many Democratic senators who are aiming for the White House in 2028 will vote correctly today?
As we all know, the natural habitat for Scott Bessent is actually water, specifically the bottom of the Potomac.
Pappataci mangia e taci
SECULAR LIBERALS: ".....and so you see, under the definition of blasphemy as put forward in the Bishop of Rome's 1687 encyclical 'De Viis Malis' and the Chalcedonian formulation of the Nicene Creed, Trump is, in fact, a heretic!!!"
AMERICAN CHRISTIANS: "God says its OK for me to drive drunk."
Trump glorifying himself as the lily white Jesus is just the latest branch of a tradition going back to the Borgias and earlier. Appropriate because he, like Cesare Borgia, who is a common archetype for white Jesus in art, is a depraved, amoral rapist.
Get in the EVA J.D., or Jeffrey will have to do it again!
Rod Dreher once had a multi-article arc about a family friend catholic tradwife who was possessed by demons but it was very obviously a manifestation of her contempt of her lifestyle and the strange buzzing sounds and grunting she made at night were just her enjoying her hitachi
Get a vacant ready, this is a cadaverous motherfucker right here
Was it also abhorrent when your boss was committing billions of dollars to the eradication of Gaza? You were awfully silent then.
Get ready to fake row a boat with the smelliest nerds east of the mississippi
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The stuff which I find funny
Is also kind of sad
the type of shit the press asks Zohran at a press conference about street parking: ) rory @CococonutGun •1d would you misgender transgender hitler? 9:42 PM • 3/24/26 • 1.9M Views
Trust and Safety is Human Resources for users— come on people, you know this. You KNOW this. You saw Twitter turn into a putrefying mountain of slop under the aegis of a T&S team that greenlighted giant RW accounts. I'm warning you dog, I'm telling you bro, you know this. You SAW THIS HAPPEN BEFORE.
Funwaa grade humor, goddammit chintu
Joe Walsh couldn’t love his own children enough to pay child support so it tracks that he’d support the IOF in their campaign of child slaughter.
A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
Resurrected by zombie master Chris Partlow
Governor Gavin Newsom says he regrets using the term apartheid in relation to Israel, and says he used it the same way Tom Friedman does--as a term that describes where Israel is heading under Netanyahu, not a term describing the current reality.
The facts are clear: Israel is an apartheid state which has committed genocide against Palestinians with US weapons.
Every single major human rights organization agrees with this. If Newsom can’t tell the truth about this issue, what else is he too afraid to stand up for?
Jonathan Greenblatt should commit seppuku out of shame. At the very least ridiculed to the ends of the fucking earth.
Fancy lad Benicio Del Toro isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Comet sighted, -1 stablility
Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.
