“How do maintain yourself for that long?!”

“I can’t believe you’re actually real.”

@bloodhunting.bsky.social “Boo.”

@grrndoor.bsky.social “You alive old friend? It’s been awhile.”

“My own health.”

“Things have to be done in the name of good health.”

@grrndoor.bsky.social

@grrndoor.bsky.social I’d only drink from the blood of the criminally insane, the villians, the worst of the worst. Otherwise, if he found I was doing the opposite, I’d see him again, and not in a good light.”

“Well, I had infused my own dna with bat dna, injected it into my bloodstream in hopes that it would fuse and stabilize me. I was dying from a disease, so I had to act. Though I fed on animals, that only lasted for a bit. I now have to feed on the blood of humans, I promised Johnny Blaze that-

“Which one are you???” @grrndoor.bsky.social

@grrndoor.bsky.social He’s confuzzled….

“Or this one which the internet is saying is from the same earth… Earth-199999. I don’t understand……”

“Not sure which variant of Bruce Banner is more incredible. This one from Earth-199999…. O r——“

This thing?

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That’s not your real name….

@unifyingmonolith.bsky.social This guy doesn’t look like the friendly kind of symbiote god? Is that what he is? Carnage was bad enough, he hears.

Knull from Marvel Comics stripping someone of their symbiote. Art by Jin Gu Kang on Artstation.

In the beginning,
there was no light.
There was only void.
And it was perfect.

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“I’m sorry, and your name is? I mean no disrespect, I’m just wondering.”

“You think I’m here to exploit the Hulk? You think I want the genes in your blood/DNA? No. I’m not Hydra. Anyways, I just wanted to get to know you more.”

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We were becoming good friends is all. I just told him I was one, and my associate now is one, and my friend Milo is also one. He’s dangerous, I was just saying.. If Bob were to run into him, to be careful. There’s a lot of dark villians out there like Carnage AKA Cletus Kassidy.

“I slept here, I dunno— I didn’t wanna leave you by yourself. But yes, please eat whatever you’d like.”

||. I had a dream he slept with bruce banner with cuddles and what not last night loool. It was cute and serene.

@grrndoor.bsky.social “Good morning, handsome doctor, scientist? Am I saying this right? I made you french toast, and yogurt, some strawberries. Apple juice. Healthy balanced meal.”

Well this turned out better than expected, he may not be as smart as Bruce Banner, but yes, he is a scientific mind indeed.

“Alright then, say maybe tomorrow, at 7:00 pm?”

“No, not at all, although I am curious now— How that all works…”

“Alright, Bruce. So, this hulk guy, where does he come into play?”

“Alright then, consider me corrected. Also, I’d like to take you out for dinner some time.”

“I think I might fall in love with Bruce Banner.”

“Hmm, they were definitely trying to get a rise out of you.”