smh no one understands the epic highs and lows of playoff hockey anymore

"you have high blood pressure" ok well you have to understand my name means "following the challenger" and my dad told me that meant i was going to die in space so i've been like this since the 80s

so my EMDR safe place is my bedroom in Montreal but the second back up is absolutely an early 90s discovery zone play place

bsky user wokeit

check yo self before you dox yo self

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

remember when the pope said they were fish so people in new orleans could eat them for lent

is there a way to extend your email to an alumni address? i know a bunch of people in academia who used that hack with spotify for years.

if not, like yes, fuck adobe and i do want to introduce you to the alternatives, but there are definitely still hacks for this stupid fucking company

printing this out and adding it to my existing list of "ways i can make scrambles live forever"

the simpsons image of the sign that said “don’t forget you’re here forever” that has photos over letters to rewrite the sign to say “do it for her” but instead of baby Maggie it’s pictures of the dog laika

bestie that is a circle not a Venn diagram

I've been so eager to revisit Milwaukee as an adult. My mom grew up there, I spent winter and summer vacations there as a kid visiting my very poor grandparents. I loved the small slice of it I knew but as an adult I'd probably be horrified. Still, I'd love to know that city as a person.

and how it means NOTHING yet would still mean EVERYTHING to the people who made it a thing. sie i'm losing my goddamn mind every day in this pot of boiling frogs.

if jake tapper wants to say anything, he can first apologize for perpetuating a narrative about a competent, law-abiding president, and THEN he can start to dig into whatever the fuck is going on with the pants-shitting dementia fueled pedophile puppet the right are mastering

fuck jake tapper for feeding into outrage abt biden's gaffes and senility when we now have to deal with THIS fucking guy. tapper's own desperation to appeal to the right got us all stranded on Nothing Matters island when real senility gaffes and senility are raising their ugly head now.

my children

the fall and rise of reggie dinkins is a comfort show to me in a way that i might not have felt since community ended

Cutest goddamn baby you’ve ever seen in your life

not to brag but I was kind of the ITYSL 1989 baby of the year

a pocket full of brain cells between them, god i wish that were me

my strategy of going to the gas station with the most knife fights and blatant prostitution happening has kept me at about a .60 cent advantage in my area but how long will it hold and will i get stabbed

✅ big noisy stadium to drink in
✅ butts
✅ rituals

They both have the big 3

me whenever people mention BNHA fandom: ah yes benihana

Bitters and lime, homie!!!

palm beach Pete is the first guy in history who would look like less of a creep if he just grew a mustache

as a recruiter in the music industry, i can't tell you how quickly i learned guitar center at any point on someone's resume was a red flag

I've never wanted to feel as ugly as I feel before, but now I'm going to give you my address

meanwhile mine is www.tumblr.com/dadvans-like...

evergreen

i would be rich. i would never have to worry about how i feed my family (cats) again

my supervillain origin story would be setting buddie canon bets up on kalshi