Congress: "Please explain to us why your department of justice is actively lying to protect pdfiles in our government?"
Pam Bondi: “Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday — and right now, you can save 50 pounds per person!! That’s 200 pounds off, for a family of four!”
How’s my parking?!
The eeriest of hospital corridors, are the ones you have to walk down alone at night, in order to reach the carpark!
The algorithm knows my birthday budget so well!!
I recently learned that my natural colour pallet is a warm/true spring.
Sucks to be me, considering I already own/wear a lot of black & grey clothing — but at least my jewellery collection is 99.9% yellow gold!
Time to channel my inner Serena Van Der Woodsen… again!
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That KP index!
We love a spooky Aurora, on Halloween!
#TrickOrTreat
My immune system, dodging the dreaded post-PAX pox for the 4th year in a row!
My flight across the Bass tomorrow, should be a breeze! 😂✈️
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Disney closed at -1.10 (-0.96%) in today’s stock exchange, with a further -0.50 (-0.44%) drop during after hours trading — and yet analysts are still recommending people to buy!
Lol no, not today Satan!
Gold paint on plastic, perhaps!
Please tell me this is ai?!
Everyone else is too busy thinking about their own embarrassing/cringe moments, to even remember yours — but if they do, it’s usually because they care more about you, than they’d choose to admit!
I’ll be VERY interested to know what Captain Bone Spurs has to say about WWII veterans on both Remembrance Day and Veterans Day.
The 2 national holidays that celebrate and remember ANTIFA patriots, who laid down their lives for the freedom of many around the world.
The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away
Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there!
While mine may have caused irreparable damage on my ability to trust others & I’ll never forgive the day he left/treated my mother; he is also the reason behind the fiercely independent woman you see today — and for that, I thank him!
Throwback to the first time I met my Dad… and I screamed in his face! 😂
Too much, take it back!!
MORE!!!!! ❄️
My favourite part of ‘Crazy Stupid Love’, is when Ryan Gosling throws a pair of New Balance sneakers, over the edge of a shopping centre balcony.
It’s almost as if Gen Z were waiting at the bottom of the escalator! 💀
I had 38 replies on my most recent tweet — ALL of them were bots;
… and unfortunately the report button seems to cap at 15!
Is there a reason why I STILL don’t have access to the ‘Rosalia’ font on IG?
It’s been a whole damn month!!
The 2am urge to binge the original ‘Bring it on’ movie, and it’s not available to stream or digitally download ANYWHERE!!
wtf is going on?!
Why do I get the feeling that the next South Park episode, will probably include Sydney Sweeney’s jeans?!
Did an American create this graphic?!
